Hello there! Do you need more dirty talk in your life? I know I do after 13 uninteresting years, married to a boring woman who has no interest in sex or doing anything to satisfy my needs either. When she does get around to it, I am made to stand beside the bed and get myself hard while she waits. She believes that by simply being there naked and waiting for me to put it in, that that should be enough to get me hard and nothing more should be needed.. including foreplay. It can only happen after we both shower for bed at night, because that's the only time we are allowed by the germaphobe to touch the bed. Then, after all of her conditions have been met, I need to fantasize about something to get me aroused. So, here I am, looking to share my dirty side with a real woman. This will not be an hour long wife-bashing post, don't worry, unless you want that and then I will oblige your wish haha. This is why I have become such a dirty pervert.

There is almost no chance that you could have a kink which you get off on sharing, that I would find distasteful. Women who desire married men are rare enough, but ones who also browse reddit for someone like me to talk dirty to are even more rare. My interests are wide, though. For 13 years, I've had nothing but fantasies in my head to keep me going. You could be a girl who just turned 18 today and want to experience an older man, a married woman who isn't being satisfied by her husband, and who needs to express her sexuality with someone else, or an older woman who is here for any number of reasons. I'm not here to judge or to make you feel bad about it. It really makes no difference to me. After being with the most boring women in the world for all this time, I see the value in your attitude and mindset more than anything else. Talking to me like you deserve my attention more than she does, and want me only aroused for you from now on is my weakness. Well.. that, and high heels, haha. Girl's who have that kind of attitude turn me on.

In terms of kinks, fetishes, and turnons, I truly adore things like women wearing stockings/nylons and high heels. My wife only looks like a dude all the time no matter where we are, so really anything feminine is already a step up haha. She won't even wear heels in bed, just to make me happy. Tried it once, she hated it, and said never again. I have fantasized about everything under the sun, from my wife's friends, my exes, friends wives, to every dirty circumstance you've ever heard of. I'm into taboo, cheating, public, voyeur, you name it. I would love to hear about you, too, and what's going on inside your head. So if you aren't turned off by "married" or "dirty pervert," then let's chat 😘