Do not message me here. I repeat do not message me here. Messaging me here will disquality you with extreme prejudice.

At the end of this I will provide you with my wife's Snapchat username. She's conducting initial interviews. But for what? Here's a hint it's not for sex. Not tonight anyways. We're looking for somebody to help us with a project that could be quite successful and very lucrative. Your availability needs to be at night. That's when we work. For years, we've been very successful, unicorn hunters. Recently, we retired. The sex will come. Believe me.

If you don't have availability of four or five hours overnight. Don't bother messaging us. That's the most important qualification. The rest are as follows. Please check most of these boxes if not all. Under the age of 30 Good looking/in shape Witty, funny, and quick on your feet. And finally able to play the part as a sidekick not necessarily in real life.

The first place I'm posting this is on our own sub. The idea is to reward people who follow us. In the next hour I will repost this to other communities.

As promised here is her Snapchat username. Have some pics ready see if you can talk her into letting you pass the first round. Just so you know. Round two of these interviews will happen poolside at our house. Don't count on either one of being dressed.

We will be up all night. As per the requirements for the gig. So do not hesitate to contact us no matter how late it is. Get past her and blow my socks off. You might even come over tonight.

In retrospect. Test number one is probably doubting our credentials. Trust me. The lady you’re about to talk to has definitely had more pussy than you. Definitely. Don’t doubt us.

Guys remember. Don't fucking message me here, please? If you don't have Snapchat. I suggest you make one.

MsFlower75

Thank you,

Havok, The Unicorn Hunter.