Thank you for visiting our profile. We set this up to answer most of the DM chit chat with the same questions that we seem to always be answering. Local to Palm Beach County, FL. Do understand, we are not online 24/7. If you expect hourly or daily attention, you shouldn’t contact us. The male is straight and managing our communications; she (straight but bi-comfortable under the right circumstance) generally will make an effort to send some messages over the weekend. At best, we will contact you on weekends or schedule a meet up weeks/months in advance. We have a very fulfilling life and discretion is absolutely required. This is just a way for us to keep it spicy! We consider ourselves a very open-minded kind couple with distain for any drama in our life; we expect the same. Don’t mistake our compassion as weakness – we can’t even begin to tell you how many arrogant douchebags we regularly block. In turn, we value kindness, honesty, a good disposition, and most of all an even temperament. We are HWP and strive to take good care of ourselves now that we are in our 50s! For allergy reasons, condoms are not desirable.

Some of our Kinks:

She Loves Threesomes (MFM) or More-Somes (MFMM) with her man participating; if you bring a friend (M) with you to assist, you’ll be put in the front of the line.

She loves nerdy big ears, big well manicured hands and a big nose and will actively pursue men with any of these features.

She will notice your smile and kind eyes quickly.

He loves to see his racehorse run.

She loves the quiet, smart or subtle man in the room.

Firefighters and Paramedics will always go to the front of the line; she fantasizes about going to a fire station and getting used all night by everyone at the station. Same with a handyman at the house finishing up servicing her. See kink number 1.

Your relationship status is not relevant to us.

Public play like being fingered under the table or at a bar by two men (see Firefighters fantasy above) will close the deal quickly.

She elevates to younger confident, but not cocky, men (over 6’2” with some bulk to him) that has answers that can stay hard for multiple rounds.

A man that knows how to end this George Carlin reference:…”it’s a big club and…”?

You’ll get blocked or ignored if:

You even suggest anal or ass play.

You give us homework assignments like “What are you guys looking for?”. See above - You figure it out, not us.

Your profile is blank. We have pictures in ours, at least provide us a picture in a message; it’s common courtesy.

You identify yourself as an alpha or a bull; you’re not to us.

You think he’s a cuck; he decides who gets her pussy or mouth.

You’re disrespectful.

You didn’t read that we’re straight.

You’re a bi-male, we totally respect your choices – just won’t work for us.

You want anal, as much as you think you have something different to offer - you don’t and she’ll recoil immediately.

Your opening line is: “Hey babe”, “Heyyy”, “You’re beautiful”, “What’s up”, “What ya you doing this weekend?”.

We’d be happy to share more information with you if we feel you (and hopefully your friend) would be a good fit. Do us all a favor and just drop us a DM with a picture and more than a one sentence message.  Cheers!