You're seriously sorting all of our soup cans? By flavor, best by date, and ... size? There's only one that's a different size. Because. They're. Soup. Cans. You're so particular. Hey! I don't- well, maybe I do eat Skittles in a pattern, w-what is it to you? We really need to get outside soon. I hate being stuck in here.

What did you just say? ... I could have sworn you were talking dirty to your fucking soup can just now. Yes. You cracked it open, moaned, and said "open up for me." I can't blame you for being horny, I guess. It's been pretty quiet on my side, too. Hey, sure I go out until the morning on weekends. A girl's got to have her fun. It's just... pretty lonely right now. Yeah, I'm sure you've heard me. Wait. What do you mean I'm not having as much fun as I could?

Don't hold out on me! What do you- what the hell do you mean? Tell me. You don't tease a girl like that and not tell her. Pleeeeeease. I'm begging you. I'm on my knees. I'm begging. Please tell me. Yes. I'm begging you. I'm grovelling. Does that make you happy, roomie?

Yeah, I know you're a lesbian, but what has that- Oh. Oh my god. Wow. Yeah, that's crystal clear. I just didn't think you would ... um ... want ... someone like me. (pause, embarassed tone) I've never been with another girl... it doesn't mean I don't want to, or that I haven't thought about it, but... Wait, you... want to be my first?

Nononono. I'm very flattered. I, um, (begin touching listener) does it feel good with my hands around your waist? What about... if I caress your neck, and walk my fingers down to your collarbone. (kissing noises) Do you like when I nibble your neck? ... Yes. I want you. Come back to my room. Fuck it.

Do you... do like my hands? They're not as strong as yours. Yours are so warm. My room's a mess! I'm sorry... the bed isn't even made. I suppose if you're okay with it, that's- thank you, I- I- ... I'm really comfortable with you, too. Even though I'm shaking right now. Fuck. I really like you. (kiss hard and sloppy) ... Did I ... did I do something wrong? You want me to be gentler and more focused. I can try that. (kissing noises, little moans) Was that better? (tongue kissing noises) Oh my god, your tongue is so gentle. I'm used to guys just ramming their tongues down my throat, but it's like you're ... trying to tease something out of me. (long kiss, moan)

Oh my god. Y-yeah. My nipples are so senstiive in your hands, holy shit. I don't even have much on anyway. I don't really go through too much trouble to cover up around you, honestly. Sorry if that teased you. (moan) You feel so good. Your strong warm hands all over me are driving me fucking crazy. ... I'm still kind of nervous, though. I mean, you'll still like me when you see me naked, right? I'm sorry it's stu- Oh, you'll go first? You're so sweet. I'm really excited to see you like this.

Mmmm. You're fucking gorgeous. Can I put my hands on you? They're so warm... you have really sensitive nipples, too? Fuck. Does that- (moan) God, you reacted to that. I'm so glad I can make you happy like this. (kiss, growling noises) I'm starting to get better, huh?

Yes. Touch me. (top removing noises) Shirt is off, here I am. (giggle and a whimper) You really think my body is beautiful? You're going to- (moan) ... you're making me blush so hard. You're going to make me into a puddle. (growl, moan longer) I can't even think straight, fuck.

Oh my god. Our hands on each other. I'm so pent up. Fuck. (whimpery moans) Please put your mouth on my tits, baby. (growling moan) Shiiiit. You're amazing, the way your tongue flicks over (gasp) my nipple. (moans) Oh, your hands on my back (laugh) I didn't even realize I was grabbing your hair! I guess this works. Yeah, I like this a lot. I want more. Please?

Yes, I'll be a good girl. I'll lay down for you. (pause, heavy breathing, speak softly) Yes. I'm- I- I'm wet for you. (louder) I'm wet for you. Yes, I'll take these off so you can ... (nervous laugh) Fuck... so you can access me. Oh my god. I didn't know I could get this fucking turned on. I'm so wet it's coming away in strands. Don't look at meeee. I'm blushing too fucking hard. You're so good at this. Fuck, why haven't I tried this before.

Please... touch my pussy. Touch my pussy. Touch my- (whimper, growl) I'm so pent up, I can't fucking contain myself. Look at my hips. They're moving on their own. Shit! (moan) Oh shit, your finger is (rough growl) ... Fuck! I'm already clamping down on you so fucking hard, I'm sorry. ... It's okay? Good, cause I don't think I can stop mys- (low long moan) How the fuck? (breathless) You're so good. Glad you clip your nails. (giggle) Fuck. (incoherent moaning) Take my mouth, kiss me while I- oh fuck! I"m going to cum, I'm going- (muffled incoherent rambling sounds, moaning to orgasm)

I need a second. ... Wow! (giggle, kiss) Wow. ... There's more? Holy shit. (sigh) I want back in, but I... I'm so fucking wiped. Give me a minute. I'm just so overwhelmed. It feels like I'm doing all of this right for the first time. (breathing sounds) Hold me. ... Us cuddling is nothing new. ... I'm glad it's you who's showing me all this for the first time. (sigh, wait a while, breathing sounds) Okay, I think I'm ready to jump back in.

You're going to use your mouth? Fuck! (whimper) I know you haven't even touched me yet. ... No-one's ever eaten me out before... Please do it. I'm so fucking sensitive. (moan, whimper) You're going so fast, I'm completely ... (gasp) Oh, I'm fucking gone. I'm twitching every time your tongue hits my swollen little clit (whimper loud and long and shameless) Are you fucking yourself while you (gasp) eat me out? Did I do that to you? (growling shuddering moans)

(improv to as many orgasms as you like)

Uhnn... Yes, let me taste myself on your tongue. Fuck! (kisses, giggle, whimper) I can't even stand right now. My legs are still shaking. You fucking ruined me! I can't believe we haven't tried this before. I'm blaming you. (gasp) You're going to teach me how to do that? I'm going to need a lot of practice, then, baby. (many kisses) Can I have some of your soup, roomie?

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