Twenty-eight, twenty-nine... thirty, thirty-one ... thirty-two, and - last one - thirty-three. Thirty-three cans of soup in our apartment. One dozen chicken noodle, eight beef vegetable, five garden vegetable, four clam chowders, three minestrone, and one chunky turkey soup that I completely forgot about. I think I might have to eat this one for lunch right now. Well, it's just bigger than the other cans. ... Stop calling me particular. I've seen you eat Skittles in patterns before, you're one to judge me. Besides, what do I have to do besides take inventory?

Uhh yeahhh... baby. Open up for me. (can opening sounds) What? (laugh) I've been cooped up in here for fucking weeks, excuse me for being a little bit horny. Like you're not. Well, I know someone hasn't been able to go out on weekends and mysteriously not come back until the morning. And I also know someone's been a bit loud lately. (laugh) It's nothing to be ashamed of. But I just don't think you're having as much fun as you could...

I say no more! Nope. Nuh-uh. Busy with soup. Stay back, you! Hey now! I'm not telling you what I mean. ... (soup making noises, stove or microwave sounds) Oh... You're begging me?

Put it this way: I could have you begging for me a lot more often, and for more than just my thoughts. Get the picture? You know my type. Girls. Women, to be exact. Oh for fuck's sake. We're stuck here, and you're horny and I'm horny, and I could make you come harder than of your Friday night quickshots. (voice shakes a little bit) Is that- Is that clear enough for you?

What do you mean, "someone like me"? Oh. You've never been with a girl before? Well, everyone has their first... and I... if you want... I'd love to be yours. ... Shit, I'm sorry, I'm blushing so much, I probably wouldn't be saying this if I weren't stir crazy, just... forget it. I- Oh... ooh, baby. I like your hands on me. They're so sweet, exploring my waist, my neck... (sigh, maybe moan a little bit) Okay, girlfriend. You want to do this, let's do it. Take me back to your room, and I'll show what you've been missing.

(chuckle) You have nice hands. They're cute, kinda skinny, but they're soft. C'mon, get into your bed. It's okay, I haven't made mine in... well. A long time. The best thing about me is I already know who you are when no-one's looking. And I like her a lot. (begin kissing noises) Do your guys kiss you like that? Didn't think so. Nobody's really taught you properly, have they? Poor thing. Here, just try to mimic me. (kissing noise, slow) A little bit more focused, but gentler. You're not trying to bite my face off, this is a sweet sort of surgery. Try again. (kissing noises) Better. Give me a little tongue, baby. (kissing noises) Softer, just let our tongues roll over each other for now (long kiss, moan into her mouth, sigh) Now we're getting somewhere.

Is it cold in here, or is it just me? I think your boobs need some attention. I'll just slip my hands under your top. Not much of a top here to speak of anyway. You always wear such slinky little pajamas lounging around me. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought of this before. How do my hands feel on you, baby? God, you're so warm, and you're shaking. It's okay, baby. You have such a beautiful body. Here. I'll take off my shirt first, so you can see me. That way you might be more comfortable, okay?

(sounds of removing shirt) Nothing you haven't seen before. Here, I'll take your hand. Touch them for me. (moan) I have really sensitive nipples, don't be afraid to give them a try. (growl) Ah fuck! Baby, your hands are good. Kiss me and play with my boobs. (growls, kissing noises, moan) Yesssss. See you're catching on. Do you want me to make you feel good like this? Are you ready for that?

Take your shirt off, then. Let me see your beautiful body. (happy sigh) Mhmm. That's a good girl. (laugh) Oh my god. You blushed so much when I said that. You're so subby, I love it! Who knew I had a cute little nugget like you under my nose. I knew you were hot stuff, but I didn't quite expect you to melt like this. Shit. You're something else.

(whisper) You're going to make me so wet. Your tits feel so nice in my hands. Soft... and warm. I can see you like this too, baby. (kiss) Can I put my mouth on them? ... Oh eager, now are we? (sucking sounds) Fuck... my hands running up and down your back, I just can't stop them. You make me feel right. (keep sucking them tiddies) Yeah. Grab my hair, baby. You like that? Good.

Now lay back, be a good girl. I'm going to show you how good this can feel. But first. Are you wet for me? ... Don't be shy. It's the highest compliment you can give me. Say it again. For me. ... (moan) Fuck, baby. Get those off. Wow... You have such a beautiful pussy. Especially when you're soaking like this, wow. I really turn you on, don't I?

Can I touch it? Mmmm. Your juices come away in strands. You must be aching. Ache a little more, and I'll blow your fucking mind. Your lips are so hot, and you part so easy for me. Oooh woah. You're so tight. You're damn near choking off my finger. Nonono. It's hot. I love it. Awwww... you like it when I curl my finger back against your walls, don't you, baby? Now you know why I keep my nails clipped. (giggle, fingering noises) Are you getting close, baby? You're dripping buckets onto my hand with just one finger in, fuck! I'm going to put another one in. (laugh) Oh my god, you're so blissed out. I'm going to kiss you while you cum on my fingers. I'll lean over you. See, it's almost like I'm fucking you with my finger dick. Give me your mouth. Now. (kissing sounds, moaning) Oh! Oh! There you go, baby. (growl) Clamp all over my fingers, give me your juices. (growl even more) You're so sexy, roomie.

D o you need a break? ... What do you mean, "there's more?" Of course, there's more! God, you look tuckered out. (laugh) Oh, you want back in, don't you? Take a few minutes. It's probably the first time you've had any of this done to you correctly. Plus, I'm pretty sure you're a serious sub, so you're going to feel pretty overtaken right now. (breathing sounds) I'll just cuddle you. Something you're very used to from me by now. I'm glad I get to show my best friend how good this can be. (sigh)

Okay, you ready? (kiss) Good girl. You'll still be pretty sensitive, but that's to both of our advantage, I think. I'm going to use my mouth on you. ... Wait, you've never been eaten out before? Honey... Those boys don't treat you like you deserve... I'm going to make up for it, I promise. I'm going to use my mouth on your ... gorgeous ... melting ... pussy. (ravenous tonguefucking sounds, moaning) Whimper for me, baby. (back to relentless licking noises for a while) ... Your clit is swollen and sensitive, I can feel you (you just barely flick her clit with your tongue) ... twitch (giggle) every time I touch it. Fuck. I'm really horny. I'm going to fuck myself while I eat you out. (moan) Fuck! Look how wet you made me, baby. That's all you. Be proud of it, cause you're ... um ... really hot. ... Back to work.

(improv cunnilingus and self-fucking to orgasm/orgasms until you care to finish up. Shower with affection, affirmation, and dominant talk when you're not chin deep. You should have a mouthful most of the time, though, so most of this shuold be muffled moans and wet noises)

C'mon, baby. Cum for me. Cum for me. (growling moan, turns into a desperate whimper as you make yourself come with your mouth full) Fuck! Baby! Mmm! (heavy breathing, whimpers) Come here. Taste yourself on my tongue. (kissing noises) Delicious. I think I'm going to like staying in with you. (giggle) Especially once I teach you how to eat me out. That caught your attention! (contended sigh, a few more kisses)

I'm hungry. Let's eat some lunch. (kiss) You can share my soup...

(fade out)

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