Feel free to make alterations to the script, including but not limited to gender changes. I trust you to credit me on any recordings using this script. Directions in parantheses.

(blanket rustling, chuckle) There you are. You fell asleep during the movie, don't panic. It was a documentary about the polar ice caps; I don't blame for falling asleep during a movie about waiting for a glacier to melt. Sorry that I picked it, just didn't know what else to choose.

Yeah, I just put on that show you don't care about. I figured you wouldn't mind what I picked because you weren't exactly conscious.

Oh, don't worry about that! (teasing) You're such a clam. You're all clammed up in your little clamshell, bein' a dang clam all the time. Yeah, you leaned on me when you fell asleep. And you (sigh) put your arm around me, and had your head on my shoulder... and then you shifted and (exhale, you're having feels about your crush) you were resting your head on my chest. ... D-don't worry! It's cool!

No, I didn't really watch the movie either. I spent most of the time on my phone. It was really boring, so I just started scrolling through Reddit and what-not. Here, I actually took a picture of you snoozing.

(laugh) You look so adorable, see! Aw, now you're blushing so much. It's okay, dude. You're fine. Except for the snoring. I'm kidding! You don't actually snore, but the look on your face. You're just, ugh, too much, dude.

You... you did ... mumble some things while you were napping. ... Yeah. (uncomfortable) Uhh... I'll get you something to drink, you must be thirsty. (saunters away)

What you said? Oh, it was nothing, you were just ... hm... rambling? Yeah. Muttering. It was almost incomprehensible, don't worry about it.

You never finished telling me about your new co-worker. Is she cute? Cuter than me? ... I'm kidding! Your face, though. (laugh, starts genuine, fades to fake)

Is tea alright with you? Cool. (kettle noises) I don't think you need chamomile; you won't need any help being sleepy. Yeah, I'm calling you lazy; what are you going to do about it? Fall asleep? Alright, I'll won't mention it again. It was just funny. Kinda cute, too.

God, I'm tuckered out. I need to lie down on the couch again while the water heats up. Sure you won't mind if I rest my feet on your lap? Well, I'm not going to just throw you onto the floor, that would be rude, even by my standards. My legs are just so tired.

You... Uh... You don't have to... massage my legs like that. You want to? Then keep going. (quietly) ... Feels amazing. ... Mmmm. Fuck. Such strong hands.

Yeah, I went running today after falling out of the habit for a second. It really kicked my ass. Hey, at least it's a nice ass, right?

Oh, c'mon, don't be so shy. It's not like I'm that modest around you. We've gone to the beach together so many times, and you know my affinity for shorts and skirts, even right now, I'm wearing my dedicated "fall asleep on the couch with my bestie" shorts. Not a lot there, dude.

Of course, you should know I plan for everything. I kind of expected you to fall asleep tonight. ... And I wanted you to, um- to rest on my chest. (voice quivering now) I wanted to be close to you... so badly.

Shhh. I know what I'm doing. I want you. I've wanted you.. for a very... long time. (choked up) I can't hold back anymore, hence why I'm, wow, uh, straddling you on my couch. And just praying that you want me too.

... You don't have to say anything. Just kiss me... if you really want me... Please? (edge of tears)

(and now... kiss!)

Oh! Right! The tea! I'll get that. Stay here.

So... yeah. Here's your tea. How... do you want... nonono. How do you feel right now? ... It's okay. Take your time.

I guess I was kind of forward... Was that good for you? ...You liked it! Aww... you're sweet. I'm so glad, because... I kind of like being the dominant one. I'm not going to step on your balls or anything (laugh) I just... I have a lot of energy, and I... I like initiating. I want to ... do things to you. Or guide you.

I think you liked that. You're blushing really hard, dude. Come here. (gentle kissing) Now drink your tea. ... Easy there, can't have you burning that tongue of yours. (giggle)

(pause, sounds of spoons clattering in mugs, sipping, shaky voice) Because... I love you. I don't want you to be hurt, least of all... by me. I couldn't handle that... if you ever get uncomfortable or feel like where are isn't exactly what you want... please... say something.

You promise? Okay. ... You love me... too? Oh god. I love you so much. ... Can we... I'm sorry. Can we just, cuddle like this for a little while? I do want to to move onto ... more ... eventually... only if that's okay with you. But I just want to be in this for a second; holding these warm mugs of tea, like hearts made of clay and water, and our bodies leaning against each other, supporting... and comforting... and longing simultaneously. (kissing noises) I've been loving you for so long, and I've been longing for your love.

Heh. You're... you're hard for me. Yes. It makes me feel so special that I can do this to you. I'm a lucky girl... (kiss) Can I take it out? (penis extraction completed, handing over manual control) Ohh... oh can I, um. Shit. Can I put it in my mouth? Yeah? Okay. Thank you. Sh-shut up! I'll be as grateful as I want while I suck your dick, if you don't mind. (laugh)

Just... let me know if- Fine! I'm shutting up now, and um. Sucking your beautiful cock. (first tentative licks, laugh) You liked that, twitching all over the place. (more sucking and oral noises, do start slowly)

(starts moaning) Yeah, I've got my hand working on you, too. You really fucking hard, holy shit. I'm going to, uh, take care of myself a little bit too, if that's okay. Oh, right! Shirt... (fabric rustling) is off. (moan) Your hands feel so good on me. Better than I imagined. Yeah, I imagined this.

(moan around his cock as you increase rate and intensity) Are you getting close? Yeah? Let me know when you're going to cum. Look at me, baby. ... I'm cumming too! (improv to end, orgasm as recipient cums, it's up to you where the load goes)

... Wow. I can't believe we- I'm so ... happy, babe. ... It's okay that I call you babe, right? ... Okay. Can we snuggle up together for a bit? Your arms feel even better now that we've... uh... (laugh, kisses) I'll hold you too. I wanna squish. Squiiiish. Just cause we're (clear throat emphatically) romantically involved doesn't mean I can't embarrass the shit out of you. (giggle, sigh) Just curling up against you. Mmm. So comfy... I love you. (kiss)

You want to know what you mumbled in you sleep, baby? You said... you said you didn't want us to be apart. I thought it was cute, and right now, I'm ... I'm inclined to agree. Love you too, now let's get some sleep. Yeah... here. Here's... (yawn) Here's fine.... (drift off)

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• a thorgasmic production, october MMXIX