Directions in parantheses throughout; feel free to modify as needed; I trust you good folks to credit me on the odd chance you like this enough to do something about it.

(ambient water noise throughout)

(muffled, down the hall) Honey! Honey, where are you?

(door opening sound) There. You. Are. You forgot to wash the dishes again. This is how many times in a row? It's a problem. Yes, of course I did them; you know that I'm apparently the one person in this relationship who actually cleans up after themselves.

Of course, you're just lounging in here, in the hot water, cleaning yourself up, aren't you? (hand swishes the water) Honestly, honey, I know you're just one, admittedly very clever woman taking on the whole fucking world, but you need to put some energy into us, too.

Oh, hell. I'm being an asshole, now aren't I? … It's really brave of you to take on this great new job, and all the hard work that comes with it, especially with all the shit people give you for being adorable and short. I know how much it hurts you when you aren't taken seriously, hon.

Maybe I should visit your office tomorrow and scare the shit out of your colleagues a little bit. (laugh) They wouldn't expect my tall self to be hanging around with you; they really are such pricks, all of them. But that's the big leagues for you.

Don't get me wrong, I am proud of you, but you're forgetting things constantly. It's like when you come home, you can't even hear me sometimes. It's like you're somewhere else. And I hate that. I can't tell if you're mad at me, or if you had a shit day at work, or if you're coming down with something; I just don't know what to do and if I'm being honest, not being able to help you is terrifying.

So. Here's what I think we should do. I'll do the dishes from now on, and instead of you trying to bear everything yourself, you actually let me help you. Because, I love you, that's why. Deal? ... I believe in you, and I know you can achieve whatever your heart desires. You're amazing. (kiss) So tell me the truth ... is there anything wrong, dear?

Really stressed out, huh? Well, I can think of some ways I can unwind you. (laugh, cloth rustling as you begin undressing) Hand me that soap. Give it to me. Now. H-hey, let go of my- (water splashing sounds as she pulls you in) No! Now my socks are wet! And everything else...

You fucking brat. (cloth and water sounds as you remove the rest of your clothing) This bath is kind of tight for two. But that's alright, isn't it dear? (kissing sounds, water sloshing) You don't mind it when I'm pressed up against you, your tiny body curled up in my arms... (whisper, tonal shift from goofy to sexy) My cock getting rock-hard, and grinding against you. No... you love that shit. (kissing)

Tell me.. (kissing noises) Tell me that you love me. I'm going to nibble your neck, right down to the waterline. While I keep pressing you up against the walls of the tub. (soft moans)

Oh... fuck. You're just so easy to play with like this, all curled up in the water, right in front of me. It makes your little titties look really good, the way the water catches the light on them. Your hair looks great when it's wet, too. I wonder what else is wet right now. (laugh, grunts) Let me give you a hand with that pretty swollen pussy of yours. You love it when I move on it fast like that, don't you? (growls) You love it when I take control, here, in these hours alone. (whispers) I want you to be able to just let go. But of course I like it when you hold on tight, too. (kiss) Hold on to me, love.

I'm going to slip in my fingers, one... (exhale) by... (moan) one... Oh, you're so fucking tight. I can feel your pussy grabbing onto my fingers and fucking them. I don't even have to do much of anything, you want this so fucking bad. You're just so pent up from the late nights, stressing about your job, taking work home... I'm pent up, too, damn it. I need your pussy, honey. I need to show how much I love you. I need you. (growls) Now.

I'm going to hold you up against the side of the tub, baby. You not going fucking anywhere. (kissing, moaning) Aw... I love how your pussy just lines right up in front of my cock when I hold you like this. Makes my job easier... (brief tonal switch for a check-in) Are you ready, sweetie? Tell me you want me to fuck your pussy. (sloshing and a spank) Who? (spanking) Who? Damn right, I'm Sir. I'm going to take your fucking pussy right now- (growls as you enter her) Yes... take every fucking inch of me. I'm going to fuck you deep and raw until you forget all the bullshit you have to put up with. (whisper) Are you okay, honey? Love you too, baby. Take it. (ad-lib fucking, lots of water sloshing around)

Oh fuck... we're making such a mess. We're splashing water everwhere. Oh, shush! Don't worry... I'll take care of it, love. You just stay focused... oh my god... on getting fucked. Properly. Aw... you want it harder? (moans as you increase the pace) You're so cute when you beg.

Fuck! You're getting even tighter. You're gonna cum? You're gonna cum, baby? Hold on to me. (moans as you increase the pace further) Oh fuck! Cum on my dick. Fucking cum on me. Let it all out. Oh fuck, I'm going to cum too! You want me to cum in you, baby? (growl) You get so bossy when you're this turned on... It's hot when you think you're in control. Oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck... (Improv to orgasm)

(catching breath) Oh god. You were so fucking loud. I think the neighbors probably heard that. You needed that bad. ... Don't pull out yet? Okay. I'll just lie here, right on top of you. My weight makes you feel safe? Aw... honey. I love you. I'll cuddle with you for as long as you like. I hope I didn't spank you too hard before. ... That's good. I don't want to hurt you... I'll stay here until you've come down properly. I'm here to make you feel better. I'm here to take away all that stress (kiss) all that worry (kiss) all that responsibility (kiss) if only for a few minutes. Because I love you so much. And I am so proud of you.

Man... we got water fucking everywhere. I'll mop that up in a sec but first... (kisses) I'm looking after you.

END.

• a thorgasmic production, august MMXIX.