✨ INTRODUCTION: ✨

Hello everyone!! yes, this is indeed u/thesinfulpeach and my partner. we decided to make this account to separate our swinging lifestyle away from my other account due to the constant messaging and expectations of others attempting to join me and my partner versus who is trying to message me about my OF. we have over 3k messages which leaves us completely unable to go through who is serious about joining us and who is trying to waste our time (which honestly seems to be a lot of you).
that being said despite my website we are both a young (24 & 23 year old) fun couple who are completely serious about one another (going 6 years strong) and expect the same level of respect if not more from you guys. don't get us wrong we indeed behave like sluts but we are not sluts. if you don't understand let me break it down simply, we do not need you to have fun we just want others on our level to have the proper fun we are seeking. also because it’s worth mentioning just because of the spicy website i am on does not mean we are going to post you on there. in order to do so is a headache and a half we just like to record our fun to show off what proper fun swinging can be like in general and with us ❤️ however if you do have the same website and would like to collab that is a different discussion.

here’s a little video edit my partner made to showcase the fun we are into and have gotten into.

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/monstrouslimpsora

🔥 THE KIND OF FUN WE ARE SEEKING 🔥

okay so lets get straight into it. we are both extremely kinky and honestly quite open to a lot. we def prefer bisexual people in general. you may not have to be a bisexual to join us but you might as well be because we are a package deal. we both like to suck and fuck plain and simple. if you're not willing to at least go down on both of us or let us both go down on you high chances are you're not our type. we also do not like to jump straight into the fun. we like to meet somewhere mildly public from the beach or even a bar to something as simple as your backyard and agree on what is and isn't allowed in the bedroom before stepping into the bedroom. (we enjoy a good buzz as well so bonus points if a drink or 2 is your kind of style). if you are a half straight couple or even a straight couple that is looking for some same room no swap fun that could also work for us as we enjoy others company and making friends in general in this lifestyle.

😡 WHAT NOT TO DO 🤬

1. do not message us "hey" with no type of introduction to who you are or what you look like
2. do not message us with a blank profile (if we can't see you wtf makes you think we are the slightest bit interested)
3. do not say you are a couple and be unable to provide any type of photos of you both together
4. do not think just because you are a bull you can "tame" or "control" us. it is a privilege to join us so if you come in with a nasty attitude we will simply ghost you.
5. do not have some sort of secret intentions with us you aren't communicating with either us or with your partner.
6. do not have expectations with us and be frustrated that we're not doing things we have or can do for others.
7. do not be super close minded
8. do not tell us you're married and trying to play discreetly or for some reason give personal information such as how many children you have. it's fucking weird.

😇 WHAT TO DO 😍

1. message us with what you're interested in, your age, and your experience swinging or joining couples
2. be able to verify (read verification post to understand how to do so)
3. be respectful
4. COMMUNICATE. like seriously. just talk to us and tell us what you want and what you are and are not okay with. also ask permission before attempting something we aren't prepared for or did not agree on before hand.
5. just be fun and your best natural self.
6. be open minded! anything can happen with us along the right vibes.
7. come in expectation free and possibly make some swinger friends!

😈 OUR KINKS / INTERESTS 😈

we're pretty much huge experimentalist. OUR BIGGEST GOAL is to find another bisexual switch couple that we can have an all out 4some or orgy where everyone can play together. but we both have interest in topping bulls together. i personally would love to team up with a unicorn and peg my partner or have my partner top us both. we do not expect this from anyone or everyone but just had to throw it out there to see if we stumble upon anyone with similar interests.

❤️ FINAL NOTE ❤️

okay I will admit this was quite a read and will honestly probably be ignored but if you took the time to read even half of it it shows us you're quite serious which we will acknowledge. :) start your message off with "armadillo" and your message will take priority over others' messages. hope to hear from you soon!