We are a 34 year old, Southern Oregon couple. We are generally athletically built with little free time so we make the best of it. It can take time for us to make plans, so please be patient with us.

If you message us, expect to be asked to verify that you are real. The amount of fakes that reach out to us is very high.

We do every aspect of this together, play, message, meet ups, etc. This is a joint account so you will be chatting with both of us if you reach out. We expect that the people we engage with act ethically. For example, we’re not interested in husbands who say he and his wife are on board but she’s not aware they even have a profile. Or she knows but is not on board. Sneaking around and lying is not anything we want to be involved in. Also, please don’t pressure your other half into trying to be cool with these kinds of activities. If they are not comfortable with it, no one is going to have any fun.

Our main attraction is to couples, but we are open to single females. We are not against single males, but the expectations are very high and we typically aren’t interested unless we ask for it. If you send a “hey” with a dick pic, expect to be ignored. You can shoot your shot, but do your best to be respectful and intelligent.

Our male half doesn’t play with guys, but isn’t homophobic. For example, if your male half is bi, there won’t be any weird feelings or negativity, just don’t expect any guy on guy. Our female half is bi and wants to play with women.

If you are a single woman and are thinking about reaching out to chat, please do! We don’t EXPECT anything from anyone, except common courtesy. You can chat with us to satisfy your curiosity, and that’s okay. We try to be great communicators and are all about everyone’s comfort. We are open to a single female that only plays with one half or the other, but would appreciate if you engaged with us both to your comfort level. If you have an interest in one half or the other, or both, please just be upfront so we are all on the same page.

Sexually we are pretty “vanilla.” We are not into BDSM, anal, or anything sexual in public (Privata excluded 😉). We do take things into consideration, so don’t feel weird in asking about something. If we’re open to it or not, we will be clear with you.

Condoms are an absolute must, always, no matter the circumstances, and is non-negotiable. We are all about everyone being comfortable and having fun, but we don’t take any risks with health or safety.

If you don’t have photos in your profile, send some to us in a DM if you reach out. If you don’t, we won’t bother to respond. If we would like to get a better feel for you, we may ask for more. We send photos back but only to those that we have verified.

We are all about discretion. If you somehow recognize us or we recognize you, that just makes it a fun thing we have in common! We will never out someone and expect the same from people we talk to.

If you made it this far and it applies to you, feel free to reach out!