Before contacting us, this is what you need to know:

1. HAVE PICTURES on your page OR send pictures in first message. We really care very little about what you look like but we do want to see you.

2. If you're a man, don't bother if you're not at least bi. NO STRAIGHT MEN.

3. Single people are fine as are people in open relationships but NO CHEATERS. We will not be the vessel for your cheating, you stinky loser.

4. Any CREEPY behavior in general will result in a BLOCK.

5. We can tell if anyone is LYING. Maybe not right away but you'll eventually be found out. Please don't bother if you're planning on lying about anything.

6. Absolutely NOBODY under the age of 21.

If you think any of these rules are dumb, you're the reason the rules exist in the first place. We're nice people but bullshit will not be tolerated. Thank you.