Thanks for stopping by!

First of all, if you're a single guy, we're not interested. Don't message us saying "well, just in case..." or "let me know if you change your mind." If we're ever interested, we will post an ad specifically requesting this. If you didn't see a post asking for single guys, we're definitely not going to respond.

Phew... sorry to be so direct, but even with this admonishment, we end up with 90% of messages from single guys.

The best way to reach us is via Telegram. My username is somethinghead, just as it is on here. If you're a couple, understand that we will expect that each half of the couple will have their own account (just as we do). If there's mutual interest, the easiest way for everyone to get to know each other is for us to have a group chat.

If you don't have Telegram, you can send us a message on reddit (or Kik, if it's still around), but it's not sustainable for back and forth conversation.

Understand that we're verified, and we'll expect you to do the same.

Looking forward to hearing from single women and/or committed couples. Say hello!