• “hey” or other low-effort messages will be ignored, always.

• unsolicited dick pics will get you ignored, always.

• blank profiles will be ignored, unless the message is of substance.

• jumping right into kink - including using pet or degrading names - will get me to stop responding. Communication and consent are top priorities and they should be for you, too.

• asking if I’m free or to do x sex act when we’ve never spoken will also result in no response.

To be successful:

• share some things you’re into or looking for

• consider how or why i might find that offer enticing

• include pics in message or on profile

• read my bio

• have three or more brain cells to rub together