This is the full version of a post that likely lead you here, I alter it to fit different subs.

Hi! 🧡

Welcome to my delulu🫀gay🫀 manifesto!

🙏to the kind of men that spawn in my DMs with a cock in hand and poorly shapeshift to try and get laid with any [F4A], as well as chasers, please go consult a pit full of venomous snakes🙏

ANYWAY

I recently found out that I can't do one-offs anymore. As a demi-leaning pansexual I just don't get enough time to form a bond to build excitement over, and as I got older, the passive horny left my brain and I'm in need need of a spark, of actual human x human chemistry rather than the pushing of big red buttons. My body is slower to respond, even if my mind is itching for thrill and excitement. I'm not gullible enough to think that grinding the depths of horny reddit will magically fix this, but my life is full of unknowns recently, and I have time to write this, so why not try? Maybe you feel similar!

Ideal scenario? We're both in our mid 20s. We find a bunch of similar things exciting. We respect each other. We understand that real life business always comes first. We don't get obsessive and toxic. Our time zones align somewhat. We enjoy becoming friends in the process. We don't kink shame. We share bits and pieces of our lives, and not just because it could lead down a horny path. We're in this so both of us can have fun, and know that it's fine if we don't click.

I'm here to seduce the queers. The artists and social science and humanities nerds. The yappers, the theatre kids. The folk that relate to femininity, and like men written by women. The people who put fun before cum, and understand tension - without always relying on century long scriptures of RP settings. We can both play that we're being teased, but isn't it more fun if we actually are?

I don't want dick pic sent from iPhone at a terrible angle. I don't want a gif of how you'd fuck my throat with cheesy remarks. I don't want your cold bibliography in the DM request. Nor do I just want a dommy mommy to repeatedly call me a bad girl and take out her frustrations on me (crazytalk, right?). I can be a bimbo through and through, but just like you, I want to see that you have a soul in that pretty husk of yours! I want to get creative in exciting you, and I'll have fun doing it!

You like sharing kinky art that isn't just a default posing copy paste anime girl. You like dirty talking and daydreaming kinky together. You like to talk about your past experiences and plan future ones together. Fun dares? Outfits? Fighting excitement for your pretty friend at their housewarming party? Let's get naughty with a touch of embarrassed <_<

//*Oh my GOD I love that pic, wish that could be me rn*

//*Right?? I can't even pick which one of them I'd rather be!*

Kinksssss? (things I like in no order)

Messy masturbation that leaves puddles and stains, mutual masturbation, public, risky, hidden, exhibitionism voyeurism, thrill-seeking, giving and receiving head, deepthroat, fantasy and contemporary settings, cum (especially on hair/clothes/items), teasing, cuddling, toys, somnophilia, orgasm control, edging, ice, wax, cucking, feet, legwear, furry, feral, beast, clothed sex, grinding on objects, monster, tentacles, pet play, teasing, dirty talk, pairings of all genders, the roommate plot, art with plot, choking, switch on switch dynamics. When women, just in general. And lots more that I'm most likely forgetting right now.

Limits

Noncon, violence, gore, manipulation, underage, toilet business, vore, being fully restrained.

And I hope this is obvious, but a lot of these are fantasies, and the reason why they're fun in text/porn/erotica is because it's a safe space with consenting parties. I won't tolerate anything illegal. Consent is crucial. When it comes to IRL practice, effort for everyone's safety and wellbeing is the utmost priority.

My kinks aren't my personality. Yes I like furries, yes I like monsters, yes I like feet, queer sapphic comics, and the risk of public play, but I will not melt in front of you just because you wrote "steps on you in the changing room" in asterisks.

Boring Stuff

I've got many hours on BG3, Disco Elysium, Cities Skylines, and too many indie and 4x games. Video essays by Jacob Geller, Philosophytube, Contrapoints and others. Humanities born, social sciences raised. Makes my TTRPG characters as forgetful as me, unless I'm helping the GM create NPCs. I make a the art - no I don't draw or paint, and if I would, it wouldn't be people - I nearly failed my figure painting classes. I can't sit still, and I'm a Slavic girl living in a Scandinavian country. I watch Jerma, GameGrumps, and Shenpai compilations to fall asleep (fighting tinnitus and insomnia). I complain, but I don't dwell. I trauma-share, to trauma-bond. I'm ready to hate anyone who hurts my friends. And I like tidying. I eat ice-cream and rewatch twilight when doing my nails because that's the power adulthood bestowed upon me. I can't for the life of me type well on a phone, those things fucking HATE me!

I've never felt more "pickme" than this post lmao, but I assure you, I'm awkward, I'm nerdy, I can be annoying to be around and I absolutely do *not* have it figured out. And no matter how tangential my yapping gets, I mostly go off of vibes at all times. These aren't the TOS on your least favourite social media platform. Just an overcaffeinated girly hyper analysing her horny posting 🧡

Stay safe, and if I'm not available, just leave a message after the beep and I'll be right with you whenever I come back around!

^{P.S.: In the case that god is real, I'm currently possessed by satanic forces and have little to no autonomy over my sinful, sinful, bad girl behaviour.}