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Dick drunk from another Redditor (pt. 1)
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Reddit hates me and won't let me post the whole story at once. No idea why šŸ˜­

Here is part one

This is my side of the story with fellow redditor u/chihulypepper He posted his own side of the story.

Hypothetically (but not at all)ā€¦ he blew my mind without knowing my name

So, Iā€™m what Iā€™d like to call a secret slut. If you look at me or talk to me, iā€™m innocent. I lost my virginity two years ago at 28. But that doesnā€™t mean I havenā€™t had fantasies, hot sex or a shit ton of sex toys. I know how to cum on an 8 or 9 inch dildo. And, Iā€™ve sucked, fucked, and cum on my fair share of dicks and pussies. Equal opportunist here šŸ˜‰

So, Iā€™ve been on Reddit for 3 years and used to think of you all as crazy pervs. (Sorry not sorry) so much horniness so little time. Anyway, I guess Iā€™m the creep since Iā€™m a lurker. I started dirty snapping and chatting people from anywhere, Ireland, Australia, etc. you name it. I didnā€™t think about seriously meeting up with anyone, or snapping anyone near me. Mostly cause, stranger danger is a thing. But also, some of yā€™all are straight up disrespectful to big girls. Not your cup of tea? Be kind and move on. šŸ™„ Dating apps and a few bad hook ups later, I was lurking on some subreddits. Craving more than UNSOLICITED dick pics, and hit it and quit its with no interest in also getting me off (or at least trying to). Then I found a couple to be their unicorn and we talked for a few weeks and sent naughty videos on Snap until I went and had my mind blown, as well as my cunt sucked and fucked relentlessly šŸ˜‰

Thenā€¦ I met someone from here. Check out his version of the story. With some photo evidenceā€¦ šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

So last Tuesday I was horny as fuck and lurking again. I go to bed early but this night I couldnā€™t stop scrolling. I come across this post about a Michigan hotel room going to waste. I continue reading his stories and he seems sweet, funny and sexy. Personality is huge to me, it makes me more comfortable when I actually get a long with someone, so I dm him. It was innocent at first talking about his stories and what piqued my interest, but then I gave him my snap and it quickly escalated. We talked turn ons, experiences, what we were looking for, and he showed face right away. I joking sent my shoulder. We kept talking and he kept making me laugh and I thought ā€œfuck, heā€™s only in town for one more night. Am I really going to fuck him?ā€ So we chatted, and I started with hypothetically. Well, after showing him allll the angles. šŸ˜‰

ā€œHypothetically if we met, what time/what/safety measures, etc.ā€

And he laughed and kept with the joke but also assured me. And reminded me heā€™d ā€œhypothetically pound me into the bedā€ and if I was there weā€™d be 2-3 rounds in. What kept me talking to him was his respect, concern for my interests and truthfully his questions showing that he cared about my pleasure. So I keep up with our inside joke of hypothetically, like ā€œhypothetically, how would you take me?ā€ And he said shit like ā€œnot hypothetically, I want to fuck you right fucking nowā€ and I was like fuck, weā€™re fucking meeting tomorrow. No doubt about it.

Fast forward and the nerves set it. I had precautions set but itā€™s like what if itā€™s weird or itā€™s over in two seconds or itā€™s not a vibe? This was the fastest I met with someone. But we kept communicating and our excitement was shared and he asked if he could kiss me when I walked to the door to start things off and fuck me if it wasnā€™t one of the hottest kisses Iā€™ve ever had. The anticipation and knowing how bad he wanted me. He started tearing off my clothes and rubbing my shoulders and making me feel so comfortable and tingly. I knew I was in trouble, in the best way possible.

Heā€™s got magic hand yā€™all. I felt his hot cock as he pushed me to the bed. He teased me so lightly and it was so hot and I reminded him I wanted to shower first as I had come from work. He said ā€œIā€™ll let you shower, but I wanted to tease you first. Less nervous?ā€ And I just nodded and rushed to the shower. I wanted him baaaaad. I quickly showered and came out to his hard cock and him telling me to get on my knees. I dressed up a little in lingerie, but that didnā€™t last long. It was too much of a barrier. So I sucked him hard and watched him to see what he liked. He told me how much he liked it, grabbed my hair and told me to keep going. Wooof. Communication is sexy people!

From there he was everywhere. Making out, sucking my tits, feeling me all over, I was overstimulated in the best way. šŸ„µ He dragged me to the end of the bed and just devoured me. Holy fucking shit! I had told him I donā€™t always cum (thanks lexapro) especially with a new partner, and he ā€œhypotheticallyā€ was going to try his hardest. And he kept his word. He lapped at my pussy so well and added fingers and I got so worked up but couldnā€™t get there, not to his fault. I hate disappointing my partners. But at one point he was choking me and told me ā€œlook at me. What do you need?ā€ And my pussy fucking flooded. I could only respond with ā€œI donā€™t know, just keep fucking goingā€!

He flipped me over, slapped my ass and got a condom (another necessityā€¦ I donā€™t mess around with stds or babiesā€¦not for me) and fucking took me. šŸ„µ he told me the previous night how impatient he was, but reminded me today he was verrrryy patient as he wanted my soaked pussy right away. What a gentleman šŸ˜‰

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