I got a DM here from a young woman. She says she checked out my Facebook and my profile here. Her bio says no dick pics, and she is a gym chick. So I'm a little confused. I'm a gym guy, but dick is pretty much my draw.

She asks for a pic. I tell her all of my pics are nudes. She says she doesn't mind. I send her my latest. She says, "Girls don't like dick pics." I respond that the hundreds of women following me probably do. She comments about wanting to help me cum on my abs and then clean it off.

I'm getting mixed signals here.

She then asks why I shave my bush. I simply respond that I hate all hair below my neck and that it's my draw, so I want it fully visible. She responds that I'm too obsessed with my dick and wishes me a good day.

What the fuck was that? Why would you DM me, of all people, if you have that hangup? Ask for my pics (specified nude), make a sexual comment to me, ask a personal question about my dick, then tell me I'm obsessed with my dick?

I'm so fucking confused. One of the weirdest DMs I've gotten.