It's been a while. I live in Baltimore. You have plenty of pictures of me and my equipment to look at, going back almost a year. Two videos were posted today so you can hear my voice, and my dick looks even bigger in video and in person. I'm real, the dick is real, and it's READY TO GO.

Ladies, I don't have a type. If you are near Baltimore and want to experience me, DM me. I'm even better than I look. I know how to use this thing (I have had it for a long time 😎) and my tongue VERY well. I promise you, I'm an experience you will remember.

Couples, I'm down to bull. There is no sexual contact with the male, but I'm happy to join in or just perform for an audience. I'm not shy, which is probably apparent.

To my gay followers, I'm genuinely not gay, but I love making new friends, and many of y'all have been nicer to me than even the ladies so we could meet and have a beer together. Many of y'all have said you would love to massage my muscles. A non-sexual massage would be excellent (I'm damn near always a bit sore from bodybuilding), but again, you can't touch the schlong.

I am willing to entertain. Have a party? Want me to walk around naked as eye candy? I would do that. Have a lady or two there, please. But if it's mostly guys and you get a woman or two that want to see, too, I'm down. I've become a bit of a nudist since I started this account. Once again, guys can only look, but look all you want. Just no contact between my waist and my thighs (yes, minor contact with the muscles could be okay; I would let you know if anyone makes me uncomfortable).

So, to summarize:

1. Ladies, you can have it all.
2. Guys, you just can't touch my junk or ass.
3. I'm down to bull.
4. I'm down to be a stripper.

I'm a very nice guy. I LOVE women. I'll make you feel things you've never felt. I don't just want to nut. I care much more that you walk away happy as fuck, than me. Making women happy makes me happy.

I'm not gay, but I'm also not the least bit homophobic; just respect my boundaries. Don't be shy. DM me. Much love to all of you. 😘