Firstly, hay there!

We are a secure, stable, married couple with a penchant for the wild more than mild. About us: We love live shows of the rock variety, ridiculously good food, pinball, Caucasians (White Russians) when we bowl, raucous game nights, weight training, and baking.

What we are looking for are couples (and select solo humans) that are low drag, down for actual conversations and shenanigans before the naughty, naked fun. Make us laugh until our pants fall off.

We are very selective on who we extend an invite to and our free time is valuable. Respect our time and we will respect yours. Be STI and hard drug free and take care of your bodies. We aren’t 10s (because delicious foods exist) but not slouches either. Chemistry is a must!

I am bisexual and he is straight. 38F and 52M (age gap yes but he is in extremely good shape and I feel every inch shaves off 5 years (8 to be exact 😉). So I’m very spoiled and am not interested in anything less than 7.5 for fellas.

Gents-I love a muscular, hung fella with a dirty mind and dark sense of humor.

Ladies/NB’s-give me those curves (and if you lift too I’ll definitely swoon), enjoy women (bi or queer) and all the sarcastic sassafrass!

Thanks for reading and looking forward to chatting with some of you. ❤️🥳