So I have a separate post detailing how I am a degenerate and all that jazz. But in case you want to form a fun little para-social relationship here are some personal details about me:

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• I'm a big old nerd. I have masters degree in computer science. So in addition to being a slut I can help you with your homework. And I guess that means I'm smart or some bullshit like that.

  • My favorite language is probably Python but I have been coding in a lot of React and React Native recently since web and mobile development are where most of the jobs are.

• I'm a big fan of video games. Grew up playing Halo. Favorite RPG is definitely Mass Effect. I play a lot of Cities Skylines, and even though I only played through it once I loved Disco Elysium (hence the name).

• I have a dog who is my bestie. We do everything together. Don't know what breed he is but I just tell everyone on Bumble he's part fox cause he straight up doesn't look that much like a dog.

• I am a big metal head and mostly just listen to music that features someone screaming at you through the speakers. I'm chronically tired but don't like caffeine all the much so this was the compromise I had apparently developed in my teenage-hood to stay alert and now it's just a core part of me.

• I fucking love trains and I would totally be one of those weird old bachelors who plays with model trains if they weren't so expensive and I was so dedicated to urbanist living that features small spaces.

• I hate Ronald Reagan and wish John Hinckley had better aim so we could all be living in the good timeline