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After months of careful anthropological study of this sub, this is a profiling of the Probergers - a compendium of case conspiracies, a folio of framing felonies which have been suggested by those convinced of Kohberger's innocence. It has been added to by contributions from various commenters and (believe it or not) a post has been requested by a few to preserve the list / allow further additions. Thanks to u/prentb and u/rivershimmer for many contributions, and apologies if I have not correctly attributed any specific sighting/ classification of a Proberger sub-type spotted in the wild.

A Proliferation of Probergers:

Probergers - avid and vocal fans of Kohberger who staunchly believe in his innocence

Nobergers - have no strong fan feelings or admiration for BK, tend toward guilty

SoSobergers - undecided/ indifferent to BK and guilt/ innocence

Brobergers - those who think a rampaging group of Sigma Chi frat bros were involved

Snowbergers - those who think visual snow means BK could not be the killer

Cobergers - those who think BK had a co-conspirator

Double-"O"Bergers - believe BK is a secret agent with CIA type links, of the 007 ilk

MowBergers - believe rage about an unreturned, borrowed lawnmower was key to motive

KoCoBergers  - those who think BLK was the accomplice, a subset of Cobergers

Slowbergers - those who think the 10 minute time frame is far too short / unrealistic

GoBergers - those who think the 10 minute time frame is more than sufficient

In-N-OutBergers - were known as GoBergers before a cease & desist order, tx: u/TwentyThree

Wash-N-GoBergers - claim massive clean up by friends at 9.00am including shampooing of Murphy

AnnoBergers - think the year of the Elantra of 2011-2013 vs 2016 shows a vast police conspiracy

DominoBergers - dispute that the DoorDash was a Jack-in-theBox order, think it was pizza

Blowbergers - those who think cocaine is involved in the motive, a subset of NarcoBergers

Doebergers - those who think the killer is involved in deer hunting, hunting knives

Flowbergers - think flushing of evidence down toilet at King Rd is key to the case

H₂OBergers - think water sounds in bathroom are important (poor cousins of the EauBergers)

Glowbergers - think "Good Vibes" sign dazzled BK and so missed DM (tx u/chickensquit)

KnowBergers - who know top secret details about drug cartels and who owned the King Rd house

WindowBergers - think BM looked out her window and saw a naked man streaking about

MicroBergers subset of naked streaker theory, by which Kohberger is cleared by what was not visible

Hoebergers - those who think OnlyFans/ sex work is connected to the case in some way

GoGoBergers - entertain the possibility of dancing in bars for cash or stripper poles as relevant

HoHoHobergers - think Prosecutor Thompson looks like, or is, Santa Claus (he knows who's naughty or nice, he's making a list and he's checking it twice)

Lowbergers - those who think subterranean drug cartel tunnels are key to the case

FoShobergers - are sure BK is guilty but this does not diminish their fevered support

BrickaBarlowBergers - have at best a partial and ambiguous understanding of DNA evidence

NarcoBergers- think drug cartel assassinations/drug money is key (tx: u/DaisyVonTazy )

Mexikobergers - those who think drug cartels from Mexico are involved

Rowbergers - think BK used a small boat to cross the arboretum pond to get to King Rd

MoscowKnowsBergers - think 590 students, their families and 4 party catering agencies were texted at 8.30am Nov 13th about the murders tx u/jbwt

Fauxbergers - use many alt/ puppet accounts to gaslight/ downvote, pretend to be undecided

Locobergers - those who are driven a tad nonsensical by strong para-social feelings for bK

Stowebergers - those who believe BK hid himself in the attic or a cupboard before the murders

GoProBergers - think murders were filmed on a sports camera possibly hidden in the trees

IdahoBergers - think the Tourism and Sport Science Dept of UoI is part of powerful drug cartel

YoYoBergers- think Kohberger's to and from, back and forth return to the crime scene is crucial

DoughBergers - those involved with case for financial gain, or think money is key tx u/dorothydunnit

AnnoDominoBergers - think that Koberger's second coming to scene at 9.12am is critical, cf YoYo

CirqueDuSoBergers - think juggling, especially of fire sticks, was involved. (tx: u/Got_Kittens)

MartinScoBergers - think video of the murders was framed in moody, lengthy artistic shots

AfriGobergers - those who think a suspect fled to Africa shortly after the crimes

HiHoBergers - think that LE agents seen entering King Rd house wearing hats were cowboys

Goldbergers - think the tunnels are mining related, or that this was an assassination for money

Icebergers - subset of the drug motive crowd, often themselves meth p0ssessors

BushyBergers - think BK fits DM's description including in the eye hair coiffure department

BrowBergers - think BK does not have bushy brows

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LOL. Bravo. I had just parked this text here as someone asked for the now deleted post, but will leave it here to gather any more inputs :-)

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Serial-son-of 👍👍😄

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Hi. It started as comments, and has grown with various contributions. I love BurrowBergers, the tunnels being such a frequently recurring and totally bonkers conspiracy trope.

The conspiracy theorists and grifters do abound, it is hard to keep track of all the weird and wonderful "theories" which seem to get more wild every week - the latest being Kohberger as FBI agent and stolen nuclear materials from UoI 😂🤣

Yes, i did the probability post to look, roughly, at the series of independent events. I may update cz and do again in near future. Onwards! 😄

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😂🤣😆👏👏👏👏

All good, but I especially like Ouzo, FeFiFo and NoMoJo

Tarot is not pronounced like carrot? 😄 what next, no "e" in potatoe singular?

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