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The Vikings not choking for once this week actually directly resulted in me choking quite a bit…on my brother’s friends’ cocks…
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Part 1…….Part 2…….Part 3Part 4


(this is just the first part of this that I’m trying to record before I forget too much…quite a bit happened lol…might post on a relevant actual subreddit when it’s all put together?)

Notice…if you start reading this and realize you’re the person renamed for this post to ‘Ricky’, you’ll also then have realized I’m your sister…so trust me…you’ll be better off closing the page right away and moving on. No one will ever bring it up. If you don’t take that advice though and end up upset, just remember that I warned you!!

I (Megan) went to my brother’s place to watch the Vikings game on Sunday. He (Ricky) and all three of his housemates (Darius, Cody Danny) are DIEHARD fans, way more than I am. I’m a fan, but it’s like, surface level…I’m mostly just in it for the hanging out, having some drinks and messing around with them during the game and if MN wins, great, if not, idgaf…but these guys are like full blown yipeekaiyaymathafacka diehard fans.

I’ve never been able to quite get that emotionally committed to it…but not really caring is nice when ur a Vikings fan, because as anyone who follows football knows, the Vikings are frequent chokers…for example, a week ago..

Sunday the Vikings were winning against the seahawks at halftime (21 to like 14 or 17 I think). During the break, Cody said something about how he hated that he “knew they were going to choke and lose in the second half, but still manage to disappoint him even though he’ll have expected the choke job ahead of time”.

I’m not really about that whole being a downer/sports pity party anger stuff, so I just kind of cut Cody off near end of his whining and cheerfully/jokingly yelled:

“Look on the bright side! If the Vikings choke then I get my fix for the day! It’s just such a hassle for me when they don’t choke…cuz then postgame I gotta go round up a guy to choke on before it gets too late and the whole city has whiskey dick, ya know?!” and then for like 2 seconds I put my hand in front of my face, like shake weight style lol, cupped some invisible balls with my other hand and made a gagging sound while bobbing back and forth on I guess like a post-experimental testing Sebastian Caine invisi-schlong. 👻🍆

Sorry, you’re probably not reading this with a desire for Hollow Man references lol 🙄 😈

Moving on lol, then I actually cut my little gag (lol pun intended) short because I saw Ricky answering his phone. And of course it’s his girlfriend like always.😑 Definitely gotta call her Karen, because oooooh goodness, she is 1000% a Karen…

Case in point…Karen was apparently upset…spoiler alert she’s always upset and it’s always someone else’s fault…anyway she was upset that Ricky wasn’t watching the game with her and her fucking parents even though they didn’t have plans to and they’re over an hour away. Despite all that bullshit, Ricky hung up and said he was leaving.

I was SO annoyed…and he knew bailing was super lame, so he left quickly, walking past the four of us and ignoring my “just fucking break up with that succubus!” advice I was giving him for the 1000th time.

He texted me a couple min later: “I’m actually not coming back tonight. Karen’s parents want us to stay over and go out for breakfast…and yeah, I know this is dumb as fuck, I fucking know and already feel shitty leaving you and the guys. I’m sorry, k? Feel free to stay as long as you want though and if you keep drinking just be safe and crash in my room. Sheets are clean. Tell the guys I’m sorry.”

Then a minute later he texted “ALSO, tell the guys that if they hit on you I’m going to fucking beat their asses FOR REAL.😤”

I was still annoyed. It’s not like this is an isolated incident. Karen is the fucking worst. Also, like, don’t bail on me and then try to be protective lol…whatever though, the third quarter had started, so I sat down by the guys to watch and wait for the (Vikings) choke job Cody was so sure was coming. I also just screenshotted Ricky’s texts and group texted them to the guys. Easier than trying to read them to the group watching the Vikings implode or whatever their impending doom was this time.

At the next commercial break though there was a break from the arguing with referees through the TV and ridiculing the idiot unvaccinated players…a few seconds into that lull, Darius chuckled, looked at me, then looked at Cody and Danny, then back at me and said

“Wait…okay, like, forget about the Karen/Ricky bullshit and let’s rewind today back to halftime, because Rick’s thing totally distracted us from what we should have definitely been focused on giving Meg a huge load of shit about…”

lol oh shit, my little joke was finally landing, but now it’s gonna be a roast…Darius went on:

“Meg, like, I’m very interested in the fact that, if I’m not mistaken, you professed your love of, what was it? Choking, right? More specifically, choking…on…male, genitalia?…Correct?”

“Because that’s what it looked like, Megan…is that what it was? Were you indeed pretending to deep throat a large phallus until your gag reflex was triggered, thereby causing you to choke on cock, which is an experience you apparently desire to such an extent that you are compelled to ensure it happens every single day? Hmm? Yes, Megan? Is that accurate? Hmmm? Meeeeegaaaan?”

Lol these assholes…hilarious assholes though…Cody and Danny burst out laughing and then I couldn’t hold my pretend angry face any longer and started cracking up, my face turning redder and redder lol.

Between belly laughs I panted “don’t kink shame me you fucks! The fucking Vikings did this to me!!”

I wasn’t like embarrassed or anything, I dish it back to them whenever possible too lol. I just get really flush when I’m the center of attention…and moreso when it’s me with just guys around, which is weird since I have no problem being the center of attention with a group of men in sexual encounters…guess getting my jokes roasted is just my trigger for rosy cheeks lol💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

Then Danny piled on, “HAH that’s what you do when the Vikings DON’T choke? Choke on dicks instead? To what, like, celebrate?!”

Cody jumped in, oozing sarcasm: “No no no no no, Danny! Weren’t you listening?!?! She’s not celebrating anything, she’s just addicted to choking and really, Danny, Dan, Daniel, like our resident throat queen Megan here told us, we should not kink shame her for her love of simply doing what comes naturally…well, I mean, choking doesn’t come naturally, but you get the point.”

Then he tried to look serious and took my hand, looking straight at me and whispered “Meg, don’t look at the TV…it’s the fourth quarter…and the Vikings might not choke. But it’s okay. You’re in a safe space…which for you sounds like a pretty rough space actually, but again, like, you know what I’m saying. We support you. We’re here for you. We will help you get through the day…and if the Vikings don’t choke, we are equipped with the anatomical features you require to guarantee you will not have to suffer through any length of time during which you don’t choke on cock.”

I rolled my eyes, “hahaa oh yeah? So you’re not really gonna actually help me in this fantasy of yours? You’re just gonn enable my cock guzzling addiction and take advantage of my desperation?!” Then I did the whole fake serious thing Cody had just done to me earlier…I leaned forward in my chair like it was a secret:

“Because that’s exactly what I need you to do if the Vikings don’t choke and I want to survive to see the next sunrise. It’s not taking advantage of me if it’s necessary to save me. So before you look at the TV again…because I noticed the game is almost over and the Vikings actually really might shock the world not choke…just remember, you have my consent to give me the life-saving aide I’ll need from your cocks in my throat.”

Yeah, I think my fake serious routine was a little too intense…well, or more likely, their brains were just clouded by the horniness of being in their early 20s combined with a cute woman (well, I think I’m cute, at least🙄) talking about their cocks going inside of her…

…lol, I also realized then that I was starting to kind of drift away from goofing around with the guys mode and into sexual role play mode, which was a totally separate part of my life that by my design didn’t interact with this sphere of my life at all.

That was about to change…a lot was about to change for all of us lol…(to be continued…keep an eye out for part 2)


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