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Someone asked me what percent of my inbox is filled with unsolicited dick pics, so I decided to tally up my last 100 DMs and the results may shock you. jk it’s all dicks.
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These are rankings of the standard types of DMs I got out of the last 100 (don’t come at me on my paraphrasing!):
1 [Unsolicited dick pic]: 31%
2 “Hey”: 17%
3 I’d fuk you so gud yeaaaa/tell me about how much of a slut u are u ho!”: 16%
4 Wanna meet up in 5 minutes/ur hot, I wanna fuck u, I’m M58 and fit with a huge cock, blank profile, now fuck?”: 13%
5 “What’s your exact address, phone number and social security number?”: 11%
6 [Normal compliment/comment/greeting]: 7%
7 [Insult]: 3%
8 [Something interesting with multiple sentences/and intro and worth responding to]: 2%
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I learned absolutely nothing new or interesting from this.
I wonder how my 31% UDPR (unsolicited dick pic rate) compares to others though. There are probably some posters hitting Ghostbusters lunch box treasure chest of dicks levels, so maybe I should be grateful.
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