30 something M Southern US. Only looking for online interactions. Not interested in meet ups, hook ups, or anything in person. What I’m interested in finding is essentially a coworker that I actually like. I’m primarily online chatting during work hours. I’m fortunate enough to have a job that has a lot of down time and nothing passes the time faster than a good chat and getting to know someone. This is not being cocky, just very confident, but I give GREAT conversation. I’m talking - back arching, toes curling, need a cigarette afterwards type of conversation. And all I really need you to do is be present and participate. I can do all the heavy lifting. Just give me more than one word responses, engage in the “yes and” mentality. If you can carry 20% of the conversation I’ll happily shoulder the burden of the other 80%.

For interests and hobbies, I’m really into a lot of things. Reading, TV, games, sports, fitness, naps, donuts, but most importantly I’m really into learning about your interests. You read smut? Let’s fucking dive in. Tell me all about the fae or the crazy stalker turned romantic interest. Do you crochet? Do you double dutch? Do you have 2 or more cats? If you’re passionate about it, I want to know all about it. Take my hand and let’s dive deep into it. None of this surface level ice skating nonsense. Polar plunge time. Buckle up buttercup.

Secondarily, and I do mean secondarily because the chatting is primary for me. Again, confident and not cocky but I’m in really good shape. And I enjoy showing off. I’m not overly muscular, more lean and fit but with good definition. Great arms, phenomenal ass, and a flat stomach. I love sugar and whiskey way too much for abs. It’s my cross to bear. I’ll only ever have the vague semblance of 2 abs. Woe is me. And if you’re a more visual learner, there’s another post on my profile that’s blurred and labeled NSFW. But none of this technically matters if you’re not into it. Consent is a big deal for me. So definitely no unsolicited pics from me. My whole “showing off kink” is predicated on the woman being an active, consenting, willing participate. Crazy that I have to type that but we’ve all been on here long enough and we know how common the unsolicited stuff is.

So hey, if you made it this far then I think we have a lot in common. Unless you just enjoyed reading a well written biography. In which case, valid. Because I bet it sure does beat reading all those soft ice breakers of “hey” and “good morning.” Speaking of ice breakers, do you have a favorite fun fact? Or just some totally random shit you know?