To clarify what we're looking for, this has been a journey. We started out almost three years ago looking for a unicorn. We'd become interested in having a female join us in the bedroom. That lasted for 2.5 years with zero actual results. We aren't big into the party scene (not that we won't go) but that is normally where you find females willing to play as a third. So after 2.5 years of looking we finally decided to open up to couples.

Since then we've again talked to many couples here on reddit who either ended up flaking or not being genuine. We finally had a full swap recently. It was great! We're very interested in doing it again.

We don't delete things off our profile because to us an empty profile is suspicious. So you can go back and see the journey we've come on.

If ya'll want to be part of this journey here's a few things you need to know.

1. We require verification. If you don't want to verify then we might as well not chat. Too many scammers or fakes or picture hunters.

2. We believe in boundaries and prefer to discuss them early on.

3. We will want to move the conversation off reddit to telegram so we can have a group chat with everyone involved.

4. We don't want single males. Period. Send a message or dick pic and get blocked.

5. We are still hunting for a unicorn or two. If you are one, dang, where have you been our whole lives! LOL please message us!

6. We might message you and you live a long ways away from Houston which is our home. That probably means we're willing or about to travel to your neck of the woods or you put in your post that you travel. We hope you'll consider us regardless of the distance.

7. If body type means everything to you, just know that I'm 6.4 and have a dad bod, she's 5.2 and has a little stomach since having kids. We're normal people not bodybuilders.

8. Finally we do this for fun. It should be about fun. We are willing to get to know you. But if it isn't going to be fun, it doesn't have to happen. Please don't just ghost. We're adults and have some decorum. If you say no thanks, we'll thank you for your time and move on. The expectation is that you are adults too and will have that courtesy.

Anyway thanks for reading all this if you did. I hope we can have some fun!