The very real story of how I got into ballbusting.

Once upon a time, in Edmonton Alberta, a fairly attractive young woman was minding her own business, going about her Wednesday afternoon. She had errands to run in the morning, taking her all across the city. What an exhausting morning it was. After a bite to eat at Chipotle (just opened in Edmonton, one of the first locations in Canada, so fucking good btw) she drove off to her hair appointment.

She arrives about fifteen minutes early for the appointment, so what does a single attractive female in Edmonton do to kill the time? Well of course she opens her phone and opens Hinge to see if any hunky boys have hit her up! Ah shoot, the messages today really are not that interesting, guess I will look through the 79 outstandings likes I have yet to disregard.

"Hey Baby, you are cute, lets fuck." Sigh, men are so unoriginal, nope.
"Girl are you from Tennessee cause you are the only ten I see!" Booorrrring, nope.
"Omg you are so hot, give me a chance." Nope
The Lord said to my Lord though shalt marry Kelsey." Oh my fuck, nope!
"damn u cute bb" Sigh, nope!
Hi Kelsey, have you ever considered being mean to men? If so, I'm your guy! With your beauty the sky is the limit. Escape the rat race and live the life of luxury others enjoy. We have to make the most of this life!" What in the actual fuck? Hahahahaah omg that is so funny! Like what? Live the life of luxury.. be mean to men.. bahahahaha. Uhhhh yes I am in! Hmm what should I say.. yes I have definitely thought of being mean to men (have you seen these fuckers in my DM's and dating profiles) but what is the catch.

This man proceeded to tell her all about his master plan to harness the tenets of capitalism and take advantage of the massive and often unrealized arena of global femdom. He proposed that he would give her the life she dreamed of, the acreage so her horses could live at home, so her family could prosper, so she could travel the world and buy real estate in Texas. He laid out all the dreams, and promised that he could make them all come true. "All you have to do, is kick me in the balls for 5-8 hours a month."

Bahahhaaha and so she was in, I mean what woman wouldnt be? The opportunity of a lifetime, to produce a product that the marketplace desired, which just happened to be videos of a beautiful woman kicking the soul out of some worthless balls. With being a bit mean and degrading. With all the things the men in this universe had put her through, it seemed only just that she had the chance to make her dreams come true one kick at a time.

But what if he is a super creep and he is going to unalive me? A very real question to be tackled. She needed to feel safe and at ease. "Coffee? You choose the location? Anywhere in the city! Any time of day! As little notice as you want to give me, I will be there for you Princess!" Hmmm.. seems like this could work. But she had to put him to the test even more. She figured, I only have one life, I need to make sure I am safe. I am going to set a coffee time and then just not show up, if he reacts in anger and vitriol, I will know that I dodged a bullet. But if he reacts in an understanding, respectful, but still sorrowful manner... then I think I can meet him, surely I could trust a meeting in a public place.

So she sets up a coffee at Tim Hortons for 1 pm and waits.. and waits.. and waits.. 1:06pm ding, "If you are still on the fence, Im really not full of shit and Im not that weird either. It is worth the time and half hour of your time to see. No one makes a million dollars without a small modicum of risk." Ha, what a pretentious loser, who the fuck says modicum she thinks to herself as she doesnt respond. 1:23pm ding, "It is so hard to leave here. Like I know you arent coming here but it would have changed both our lives. I cant believe you let that go." Huh.. what an interesting response.. he was not angry, he was just.. borderline heartbroken.. Maybe he is just a sappy loverboy who needs a few kicks to the balls. Hmmm what to do..

She thinks it over and decides okay, it is worth the risk. "Hey, sorry I forgot my phone at home while I was doing errands, I will be there in ten minutes." Immediate ding. "WAIT REALLY!?!??! YESSSSS WE ARE SO BACK BOYYSSSSSS!!" Bahaha, and there you have it everyone, the pretty lady headed over to Tim Hortons and was blown away at the respectfulness of the weird boy. She couldnt believe that he was real, he seemed mostly normal, and he had a plan to make her wealthy. The universe just dropped it all in her lap.

But why? "what do you get out of this? What do you want? Why are you doing this?" He smiled at her, putting her at ease, before leaning back and sighing out, I know it might sound crazy Kelsey, but I just want to belong to you, I want to be able to stop looking for the fantasy my whole life, so I can focus on the rest of my life with the main thing I crave in place. I just want to belong to you, to someone."

Therein lies the beginning of my journey, I hope you all enjoyed it. Eight days after that first coffee meeting, the girl did end up kicking balls, and her first ever kicks and her very real reactions are all available if you reach out to me. I truly hope that you enjoyed this story, and I hope that there will be a second entry in the story someday! The truth of it is that this story only ends three days ago, so the next chapter is still currently being written, and I would love so many of you to be involved in it. In a few weeks it seems like whatskickin will enter into my story, and who knows how many more of you will join at different parts throughout the way.

Anyway, hi, I am Princess Kelseey, I am new to ballbusting but I am having so much fun. I hope that some of you will enjoy this and want to talk with me more.

XO
Princess Kelseey