This post is part of a coping mechanism around what happened last night in the USA.

My wife makes inappropriate jokes around serious situations all the time, mostly around how she will solve problems with her sluttiness. She knows that this will rile me up, which is always her main agenda.

Once when we were stopped by a cop (expired registration) she asked me if she should let the cop fuck her to get off the ticket.

Once we were at a movie theatre and I wanted to go to the rest room but there was a line outside and she asked if I wanted her to get on her knees and drink my piss (along with the other men waiting in the line) if that would mean that we would not miss the movie.

When the Russian - Ukraine war started she asked me if she should go and give her body to Putin and see if that would calm him down. I told her that someone like Putin probably has access to beautiful Russian models already. This literally earned me a slap in the face and a hard punch on my shoulders.

After last night’s disastrous election results which we actually learned this morning (oh dear god 😖😖😖), she asked me if she should go and be a sec slave to the 538 electoral college members and see if that would make them choose Kamala over Trump. I told her that if I thought it would make sense I would happily let her get fucked everywhere by 538 guys (or gals or whatever they are) but unfortunately that would not work.

I told her she should seek the position of Chief Slut Officer in the White House. Her job will be a cum dump for Trump, Vance and their entire crew so that they spend the next four years constantly fucking her instead of ruining the country and the world. She said that she is up for the challenge and she will be better at giving blowjobs than Trumps new mistress Laura Loomer.

So I guess that this is how she and I would cope the next four years, by making sexual jokes to make light of the situation.