What is this? Nagging? Trying to make me jealous? Trying to come off as someone who is worth dating? Some weird psychology thing? Trying to make me put in more effort as you’re Prince Charming who can get dates whenever he wants to?

I mean, it’s cool you have dates, we all should have them if you want to. But in the first few messages to me? Including specific details like their age, looks, sexual attractiveness, or things like that?

It comes off very immature, and makes me wonder how truthful you really are. And it makes me more aware of the importance of your DDF status.

Also: treat people like human beings, not a notch on your bedpost. ✌🏻

^{damn, aren’t I in a mood today…} 😂