I would start the day with using my morning piss to give myself an enema, then put a plug in.

I would put on my panties, put an egg vibrator between my balls and cockhead, and watch porn.

I would drink a lot of water while edging myself, and would hold my piss as long as possible.

When I couldn't hold it anymore, I would take my panties off, lay down in the shower, and piss in my mouth and all over my face. Of course I would be drinking some of it.

Then I would put on a condom, get my canine-dildo, and slowly slide it into my ass letting it stretch me more than the plug did. While watching porn still, I would start off slowly, getting faster and faster. I would take it down to the knot as my cock leaks into the condom. After I am satisfied, I would put a bigger plug in and drink my cum out of the condom.

I would go back to watching porn, drinking water, and edging. I would also start saving my spit in my mouth, letting my mouth fill with it. When I couldn't hold my piss anymore, I would get in the shower, put my dildo in my spit-filled mouth, and rub it all over my face. Then I would tilt my head back, pull spit out with my fingers, and let it drop all over my face. I would put on another condom, fill my ass with piss, then fuck my piss-filled ass with the same dildo. I would also see if I could take the knot, which would be my goal for the day. Then I would plug myself again.

Then back to watching porn, drinking water, and edging. For my third shower session, I would follow more of the first session plans. I would again try to take the knot, and hopefully be able to take it fairly easily. After fucking myself silly, I would jack off until I cum.

Then clean everything up, and watch tv while recovering from a long day of playing with my ass.

If I'm lucky, I would find a guy or two to come over and help me use my holes, and give me piss, spit, and cum.