A few months back my friend was swiping on tinder or bumble (one of those apps) and she matched with this guy named Andrew. Every so often she would send me screen shots of her matches and ask me what she should say to them because she thought they were super cute. I remember seeing Andrews picture and I was pretty surprised at how well sculpted he was, his muscles were huge, I don’t think he had any fat on his body, except maybe his ass… He had a fat ass lol. I don’t typically see a lot of men who I am instantly interested in but I never forgot about this dude.

Fast forward to a month and a half later, my friend and I were hanging out and I decided to ask about Andrew. She said that he kind of flaked on her and stopped responding but that he sent some pics and let me look through her phone. The pictures were nice, a lot of him flexing his massive biceps, his smile was great, and he was really engaged in the messages but my friend, well she was dry as fuck so I’m not surprised he lost interest in her. I did something I probably shouldn’t have, I air-dropped his contact info to my phone (she never knew).

I wasn’t going to use it but I liked the idea of having his number and hoping one day maybe I’d see him out at a bar and could tell him we met a long time ago and I’d prove it by showing him his number. Only problem is, I don’t really like the bar scene so that plan was out. 2 weeks later on a Sunday I was just chillin in my room and I said “fuck it” and just sent him a hello. Within minutes he responded and I freaked out, It’s 2023… Who responds to a random number texting them anymore! I made sure it really was him, and then he asked who I was. I decided honesty was the best option here so I explained everything.

To my surprise he was not freaked out at all! I told him about the massages I give, how they are free, and they wouldn’t have to be sexual but that I just enjoy giving them. No joke, 3 hours later he arrived at my house. He showered off and knocked on the door to let me know he was ready, I walk in and he’s just standing there completely naked. I looked away and said “you can keep the towel on until I’m able to put the sheet over you”, he chuckled and did just that. As I’m massaging him I can’t actually believe that this was happening.

His muscles were so soft but extremely firm, he is very well groomed but a hairy hairy guy. I was moving the sheet all around and testing out to see how open he was to me rubbing inside his legs, rubbing his ass, sliding my fingers across his balls. He didn’t ask for anything more, but he gave consent every step of the way. 45 minutes later the massage was over, he showered off, got dressed, and left. I don’t usually text first but to my surprise he does. I received message from him less than 30-minutes after he left saying that he felt great and thanking me but there was more, because he said he was surprised I didn’t just grab his cock….. I’ve never been more disappointed that I missed an opportunity than I was when I read that message. We talked about his boundaries and he said he was waiting for it, but fear not everyone, because Andrew has become a regular, one of my favorites actually and we have now played with candle wax, toys, blow jobs, and I think he’s even open for more!

So if it was you, if this exact situation happened to you, would you be flattered or freaked out?