So me and my girl went to a sex club in toronto im 25 shes 24 and now I kinda feel a little like this

Once upon a time, I was glued to screens, chasing pixels in my wildest dreams, But now I'm hooked on a different scene, where reality reigns supreme. No more pixels flickering in the dark, just love and passion, a fiery spark, From solo quests to duo flights, I've upgraded my late-night delights.

No more buffering, no more lag, just the real deal, no need to brag, From virtual thrills to tactile spills, my heart beats loud, my soul fulfills. So goodbye to the digital haze, I've found my treasure, no more maze, In the arms of my girl, addiction sublime, where every touch feels like prime time.

From pixels to pleasures, the switch is clear, my addiction now is oh so near, In this comedic ode, I proudly decree, I've traded screens for ecstasy!