It’s been a long time since I’ve posted that I’m looking but I’m back, and I’m looking.

Typically I have some sort of list or criteria and while that’s worked out well enough, it’s been done. I thought this time could be a little different. I’ll tell you all some random shit about myself as well and if you’re into it or something catches your interest and you think you’re the exact dude I should spend my time with; get in touch.

Let’s start off real slow and easy. I’m a homebody and quarantine has afforded us all endless time to catch up on all 800 streaming services so here’s what you’ll find me watching.

Can’t go wrong with Reno 911 or IASIP. I like my humor like I like sex…a little dirty, a lot taboo and preferably about 28-32 minutes at a time. I adore Insecure cause let’s be real, every black woman wants to be Issa Rae a little bit (okay a lot a bit). Oddly, I’m still mad about how Game of Thrones ended so you know I can hold a grudge. I’m still watching the train wreck that is Grey’s Anatomy because I started it a million years ago and I feel guilty about abandoning ship so I guess you could say I’m loyal.

For all the trash tv I’ve seen I am severely behind in the world of cinema. If spending a Saturday catching up on movies and fucing is your thing, great cause it’s mine too! I’m down to watch by director, all the nominees for a year, whatever, I’m not picky. When I say I’m behind…I think I may be the last human that hasn’t seen any of the superhero movies, in my defense I was busy having and raising children. Point is, I have plenty to catch up on so weekends in spent discussing pointless movie trivia in between fucking and hydrating sounds good to me.

If I’m going out it’s probably because my friends guilted me into it tbh. I’m not an’ in da club’ kinda gal… I’ll be at the piano bar or a comedy club getting tipsy with my girls and giving out life advice to the 20 year olds in line for the bathroom. That said, if I'm going out for myself, it’s to see live music or go to a festival, where I will be a huge slut. It is what it is. All my current concert friends are women and I’d love to have a dude to party with at shows because it gets old trying to find new people to make out with at every show. Oh and I should mention I’ve watched back video that I’ve taken at concerts, I’m that person and you should be aware of that.

In line with the whole music thing my go to YouTube rabbit hole has to be finding acoustic performances…of no particular band or person, I like em all. Give me Chris Cornell unplugged and I’m a happy woman. Shit, I’ll even watch buskers and subway singers, idc just give it to me live, acoustic and a little rough and gritty. Another rabbit hole is Twitch. I know I’m not a 12 year old virgin who whips out the latest Fortnite dance at every opportunity but gaming and Twitch holds a special place in my nerdy heart. I mostly follow/watch/mod for musicians so it’s been a great weird little virtual space where my interests meet and meld.

And for the super random facts: I love baking and cooking. I didn’t say I was great at them but I enjoy them and enjoy sharing the excess of cookies and goodies that I stress bake. Speaking of sweet treats, all of my desserts have to be cold, like right outta the freezer but at the same time I hate ice cream. I don’t get it either. My favorite dessert is this passionfruit tart that a little local bakery makes and I promise you it’s 10x better than sex. Promise.

And now is when I would normally say something like ‘420 friendly’ but I’m being honest so ‘420 enthusiast’ is more accurate. I’m gonna wanna smoke so if you don’t that’s cool but we shouldn’t hang. I’m not much of a drinker, I quit cigarettes years ago but god lord do I enjoy a nice fat J at the end (and beginning and middle) of the day. Pairs very nicely with the above mentioned homemade cookies.

Other random interests of mine: real estate is a big one. I check the local mls more often than I check my email. Zillow is bookmarked, on my phone. It’s a low key addiction but I used to be an agent and the love of a solid foundation and killer curb appeal just makes me all hot and bothered. I’m a fan of meditation and self improvement but adverse to that hippie granola toxic positivity bullshit. Really weirds me out. Speaking of weird, I have an affinity for the strange, odd and unusual. Give me a bigfoot documentary and I couldn’t be happier, unless it’s followed up by a shoddy reenactment of finding Nessie. If you’ve seen my videos you’ll notice Ancient Aliens playing faintly in the background here and there…I'm truly a sucker for the alien meme dude and his crazy hair and crazier theories.

Lastly, I’ve tried learning guitar over quarantine and well, it didn’t go well. I might be a left handed player I don’t fucking know. It’s a whole thing but if you play and have the patience of an actual saint maybe you can pass along some tips and help me redeem my quarantine goal.

Oh and I’m allergic to cats so I can be the only pussy up in your place or I’ll kinda not be able to breathe and die and that’ll look really bad for you and won’t be great for me either so..no extra pussy, thanks.

As far as what I’m looking for, physically I don’t have anything specific. I could care less about your height or dick size (ok, mostly don’t care but care a little about that D). If you’re like 28-45, single, non monogamous, really handsome and ‘normal’....awesome!

I’ve been at this long enough to know what I want and I’m patient enough to wait for it. I’m not interested in jumping into bed with anyone and everyone. I enjoy getting photos and videos (that I blur/edit) but in no way am I interested in ‘making content’. If you are, we won’t get on well. I prefer actual connection and repeat encounters. Also in regard to photos I’ll ask for many photos of you before meeting. I don’t mind sharing as well, even though you can see plenty of me in my post history but if you want a response send along some sfw face pics and yeah you can send along a dick pic too.

So that’s a lot of random and mostly irrelevant information about me. To be honest it’s the most I’ve thought of or talked about myself and it’s super uncomfortable so thank you for reading all that.

If you’re a great looking dude of an appropriate age and within the NY/NJ area and you vibed with something there, hit me up and tell me useless info about you and hopefully we can fuck and be friends.

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here's me body pic, body pic 2, (filtered) face pic