• Do you have Snap?? Yes, but I don't really use it. People tend to expect me to be constantly and immediately available on it, which is deeply annoying. And I'm never going to video chat with you. I don't have the patience for it.

• You have an OF? Yep, it's free and linked. There's some PPV content and videos, but I don't have a menu. I do it for my own amusement.

• Do you have ...? No, I don't use any of the other common chat apps, and have no interest in downloading them.

• Where you from? New Jersey, near Philly. No, I'm not driving to NYC any time soon.

• Age? 35, nearly 36.

• You like younger guys?? No, I prefer men my own age or older.

• You want to meet up? I'm emotionally unavailable and not going to meet up with a person from Reddit for casual sex.

• What size are x? I'm 5'2 (157.5 cm,) 38K, around 220 lbs (100 kg.) It fluctuates and I don't weigh myself very often. I go to the gym most days, but it's mostly for cardio.

• Favorite book? Wuthering Heights.

•Fair Warning The "overeducated" line isn't hyperbole. Messages with poor spelling and grammar aren't likely to get any response. I'm already bored; I don't have any interest in engaging in tedious small talk. I'm a literacy teacher for multi-disabled students. I'm also a death doula and CASA volunteer, and volunteer in my local community. My political views are quite far left. I have zero interest in people to the right. We're not in the same book, let alone on the same page. I don't care how big you dick is.