This will be a little different to my other posts. I still require a baseline level of literacy from my partner, and I reserve the right to reject someone if they don't live up to my standards. That said, my standards for this post are a little lower than my previous posts (marked 'literate'), in part because of the nicher kinks I want to indulge here.

So, with that said: hi! My name is available on request, and I'm horny as fuck right now. Boxing day is predictably boring, and Elden Ring has kicked my ass to the point where I don't want to keep playing it right now. I'd rather, ah, play with myself.

But, you may be wondering, what does she mean by her title? Surely she can't mean actually getting fucked by feet? Surely she can't mean getting filled with pee?

Well, my little Doubting Thomas, I do, and I do. Let's take them one at a time.

Feet. Gotta love 'em. Somewhere in my brain, the pathways for my sex organs and my lower appendages have gotten their wires crossed, and now I cum like a whore if someone's sucking my toes. The feet have to be clean, though - no dirt or smell. More to the point, my greatest fantasy in the domain of feet is to have my partner physically insert their foot inside me. I'm quite tight, so this won't be easy, but judging from my own attempts I'd never come down from the high - the one time my big toe brushed against my clit I came so hard I saw stars. True story.

And, the other one. This is less something I'd like to experience in real life, and more a thing that gets me really turned on in roleplay. My criteria for watersports are quite stringent: the pee must be clear, not yellow, and I shan't be drinking any of it. I'd also rather you didn't, though weirdly I'm fine with it being licked off someone's body (or feet, mm?). Anyway, so long as all that is met, if you have a dick please piss inside me. Fuck me and don't pull out to go to the toilet. Take me and make me yours forever~

My other kinks are secondary, as these two cover all of the bases I want to hit today. If you're curious, a fuller kinklist is available in my demon prompt, though do be warned I end up breaking into Billy Joel. If you're reading this, please begin your message with the sentence in quotes below, ignoring what I say about it. I would like to make special note of the fact that I love clear establishment of consent - it drives me wild when whoever's fucking me asks for my permission to do things to me.

Hard limits are: underage, blood/gore/snuff, the stipulations in the above, rape, animals and low effort replies. Seriously, you don't need to write Finnegans Wake in each message, but a little more than "hey I like your post can I put my feet in you" will earn you a lot of credit.