Yes, I’m real. Yes, I meet. Usually through Fabswingers, but I’m open to guys/couples from Reddit too.

There are some things you need to understand before you direct message me:

• I always social meet first. With no guarantees. This is usually somewhere public, neutral and safe, and easy for me to get to (I’m in Scunthorpe and will travel maybe 30-45mins). If you have to be discreet, a coffee/chat in the car is fine, but somewhere open and public like a car park, and in my car not yours.

• My age preferences are 23 to 45. There are minor exceptions, but I’m rarely sexually attracted to people older than me. If you are outside of my age range then I’m afraid I won’t be interested.

• For me there has to be mutual attraction, and some chemistry. I do not and will not do ‘meet now’ and ‘instant hookups’ with people I’ve never met before. Any requests of this nature will be ignored/deleted. This also means if you’re not comfortable sharing a clear and recent facepic, on here… then I’m not for you.

• Once I’m interested in meeting, I’ll ask to move the conversation to WhatsApp or Telegram to keep in touch. I don’t use Snapchat, Kik or anything else. Again, if this is an issue, I’m not for you.

• Distance is important. The closer you are geographically, the more likely a meet would be. I’ve met guys from a long way away, but they’ve always come to me, and a social for the first meet still applies. If you’re from more than an hour away, and don’t tell me straight away how this would work (hotels etc), then I’m not interested.

• My preference is your place, hotels, and clubs. I can accommodate some daytimes, but only with people I’ve already met. I won’t host strangers in my home.

• Unsolicited dick pictures/explicit images, and vulgar messages from people I don’t know, aren’t welcome. I’m a person, not a human fleshlight. If we get to that point, I’ll ask for them.

Honestly, I’m lovely and friendly, but the volume of messages on here is insane. If you want a response, give me as much info to go on as you can, and be polite.

Rosie xx