About us:

• We're real, but not for everyone. We're attractive and reasonably fit, but way older than everyone else here.
• Single males under 35: She says no.
• Single males over 35: Only if you're down for oral bi play in a threesome.
• Couples: We love attractive couples, straight or bi. Neither of us plays solo with a new couple.
• Single females: Yes, she is bi, has a standing hall pass to play alone, and she is NOT a pillow princess.
• Send face pics. If we're interested, we'll send ours.
• We are not a cuck couple; telling us how well you'll fuck her just gets you blocked.
• Yes, she's a hotwife, but solo play with her only happens in a few situations, and meeting a new redditor isn't one of them.
• If you don't really play, we're down for being just friends with tire kickers, but not pic traders.
• If you ask us about tonight, it better be about dinner. We don't do instant hookups.
• Like most really attractive women, she's picky. Deal with it.
• We're in Gun Barrel City, so a bit of a drive from most of DFW.
• We're extremely selective about who we fuck, but not who stops by our table at Club Eden or OTR. Come join us.