So after people responded so well to my "Brainwashing Was the Only Way" script, I was inspired to start working on another dark, morally ambiguous script. That was, like, two and a half weeks ago. I, uh... I got carried away.

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What I ended up with was this doorstopper of a [JOE] script, full of creepy-crawlies and nebulous mind control and a whole bunch of non-Euclidean smut. It's a strange one, but I'm actually kind of proud of it — I got stuck at a number of different points in the drafting process, but I managed to actually end up with something sinister, beckoning, and somewhat mysterious. Check it out!

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FROM THE GWA POST:

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Oh, my love. I’ve come for you at last. I’ve heard you crying out for me across the stars, and I’ve come to show you a love more overwhelming than any you’ve felt before. I’ve waited so long for this day, darling — countless centuries have passed since I gave humanity the gift of love and was banished, torn away from my home and thrown into the void. But then I found you, and with your help, I will set it all right again. I will shape the world into a garden of endless pleasure, and we will rule it. Would you like that, darling? To feel my love and be transformed by it? Then I require only a small offering. Come — kneel before my portal and give me every last drop of your passion.

There’s a hole in your basement. You don’t know how it got there, and you don’t know where it goes, but… it calls to you. It tickles some long-dormant urge deep inside of you, invading your thoughts and intoxicating every waking moment. Gradually, it dawns on you – the hole is a portal, and something terrible and magnificent is clawing its way through. She is coming, and you must prepare for her. How much of yourself will you surrender to your dread new queen? How will she reward you? What obscene, ancient secrets will she pour into your mind as she draws you into the dark, piece by glorious piece?

LINK TO SCRIPT

Hi! Thanks for clicking! I’ve got a dark, disturbing, and terribly long script for you today. It’s a bit of an experiment, so keep an open mind – the script begins and ends with narration, and the imagery is somewhat abstract and not a little bit grotesque. But if you’ve ever wanted to be seduced by a horrid inter-dimensional god-thing who invented sex and worships love… well, this should be a nice little treat.

Any interested performers are welcome to edit/improvise to their hearts’ content. If you’re interested in filling this script, check out the beginning of the paste for some (optional) notes and ideas. I'm open to the idea of editing this down to something less... huge, but I think the full version is interesting, so I figured I'd offer the whole thing first.

Feedback is always welcome, and I’m particularly interested in what you think of this one – like I said, it’s an experiment, so I’m curious about what works and what doesn’t.

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