DPP's Maimonidessa here to explain to like 95% of Dirty Reddit's male population why girls never respond to their oh so creative messages. Also a bit of a bitching session given that everything I mention here shows up regularly in my DMs.

1) You sent an unsolicited dick pic. Virtually all of my posts contain plenty of things you could have used to start the conversation or are written in a way that allow the reader to jump right in. None of my posts indicate that I have any interest whatsoever in seeing your (most likely) unimpressive dick.

Oh, and the only acceptable response to getting called out on this is "sorry, won't ever happen again". Just because someone is posting on a dirty* sub, that doesn't mean they're automatically opening themselves up to all sorts of unsolicited pictures.

1.1) The same is true for unsolicited pussy pics, though this has only happened once so far.

2) "BWC/BBC here". Unless I specifically mentioned that I'm looking for one of those (which almost never happens), this is wholly irrelevant. It's Reddit. Everyone here has a huge dick, even the girls. All you're saying here is that you're not smart/creative enough to think of something that would truly distinguish you from the masses of thirsty DMs I get whenever I (or any other woman) post on here.

3) "Snap?" No, Reddit.

4) If you call yourself my daddy in your first message, I'll respond with something snarky and will ignore you afterwards. None of my posts indicate that I'm looking for a daddy or that I'm even into ddlg -- and if I was, I sure as hell wouldn't practice it with someone I found on dirtyr4r.

5) "Hey". Marginally better than "BWC here" but also utterly uncreative.

6) People mentioning this guide as an opener. I understand it's funny and helpful. That's the intent behind it. No need to flatter me.

Guys, the typical person on dirtyr4r is likely completely average and temporarily lost 15 IQ points the moment they spot the F4R tag. It's not hard to stick out, especially if someone's post already gives you so many things to start with. My generic chatting post contains a list of sexual and non-sexual things I like/find interesting. You think I just put it there to reach a character quota?