Since the day I put that first nude on the internet I’ve been dealing with cat fishing and bullshit artists on the daily. Some of the obviously fake accounts on here astound me because anyone with half a brain can tell it’s phony but there are ALWAYS plenty of “yes baby” comments from clueless redditors. So here’s my list to weed out bullshitters pic collectors and time wasters on Reddit.

☝️The picture they have on their profile or send you is grainy (pixelated) as fuck! - No one should be sending you low resolution pictures of themselves. That is the hallmark of a person who copies pictures off the internet

☝️ They’re holding an old ass looking phone - if it looks like they’re holding a blackberry or an iPhone 4 that should tell you the pic is old as fuck and they’re bullshitting

☝️They make a stink about proving they’re real - I ask everyone to take a custom picture for me or send me a message on Snapchat before I send face pics. Be wary of kik because they can fake the live pic feature. If they say “I’ll do it later” or act like “why????” That’s a good tell they’re a pic collector - when it comes to couples looking for a bull I’ll usually get “I’ll get her to take a pic when she comes home later” then I never hear back from them 90% of the time lol

☝️Check the comment history - I’ll get messages from “women” but when I look at the comment history I’ll see posts in the M4M category. - If they’re replying to pics of cock shots in dirty bathrooms with “god I want that!” Or “where are you?” They’re most likely not women. 99% of most women I’ve met tell me how much they HATE random cock shots ESPECIALLY when comparing your dick to a bottle of shampoo or standing in a dirty room.

☝️They put their direct contact info in the ad - NO ONE with half a brain is going to put their snapchat or phone number in the ad. Can you imagine the 8000 messages you would get if you did that? This person is a bullshit artist

That’s about all I can think of. I have no idea whether this post will be downvoted or not but PLEASE feel free to spread this message around! Also feel free to comment with any tips I may have missed