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[M4F] A Ho, Ho, Ho for the Holidays
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LazCravensworth is a male looking for a female
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I don't think anyone ever really wants to be an elf for a mall Santa. But what else is a girl to do when she's back home for the holidays with her parents and in need of a seasonal job?

"Oohh that's a good girl" I sigh as I pat the back of your head; my wedding ring clinking against the bells on the green and red bow as you bob up and down on my cock. I know we are in the parking lot of the mall; but seeing you in your green elf get up complete with candy cane striped thigh high socks and pointy ears that may need some straightening by the time you're ready to report to your shift as "Santa's little helper" just fills me with Christmas cheer.

My phone buzzes a third time. Half annoyed I check it and see another call from my wife. "I think she can wait." I say with a chuckle as I toss my phone to the mack seat and slide my hand up the back of your skirt and give you're tight ass a nice squeeze.

Maybe I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here. Clearly by the way you're climbing on my lap and sliding your panties to the side right now this clearly isn't our first sleigh ride. But let's back up a bit. After college got serious you didn't come home too often; but when you'd visit things were always extra special. Whether you were showing off your cheer leading or volley ball uniform or whatever your presence was always a gift. It only seems natural that in the spirit of the season you'd treat me to something extra special.


I'm up for some kinky festive fun. I know it's early for it; but who doesn't As want a chance to get jolly with Holly? So I had originally intended this to have a bit more of a familial twist to it than just you're run of the mill middle aged guy hooking up with an 18-23 year old prompt. But I figured maybe that isn't everyone's cup of tea(but I am certianly open to that); so I made it a bit "choose your own adventurey". So we of course can discuss who you are to me.

Feel free to take over from where we are or fast forward or rewind as you desire. We can also discuss specifics as well.

I am looking for something moderately long term, as I think there are all sorts of shennanigans we can get into. I prefer to at least start out on Reddit and then if we hit it off move to Discord or whatever. I am also not super picky as to chats vs messages. But I do ask that you be creative a bit with your intro. At least put more than just "great prompt let's play". I am not even 100% requiring to have this be a Christmas scene so if youd rather get stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey please feel free to suggest that. Bonus points if you include some form of festive pun in your opener.

Kinks I'd like to hit eventually: cheating; bondage, pet names, name calling, rough sex, risky sex, creampies, oral.

Limits: bathroom stuff, gore, feet, rimming

I'm open to talking about and incorporating any kinks you'd like as well. I'll be here next to the tree waiting for you.

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1 year ago