I'm not here to chat while you be a gutless time waster and live out your fantasy via chat and jerk off behind the safety of your screen with no intention of meeting in real life. Responses like "I'm not comfortable sharing....." are ridiculous when you're responding via DM to a post by someone like me. You're already way out of your league even initiating a chat if this is something you're likely to say. You're wasting my time even this early on if this is something you're likely to say. To be upfront and honest I'd rather clean my bathroom than talk to you.

Just because you're gutless or not brave enough to do the things you fantasise about doing does not give you the right to waste hours of other peoples time whilst tying them to their phone or computer. It's self indulgent, rude and extremely arrogant. If that's your intention you should disclose that up front so people can choose if they want to piss that time away with you.

Take note of your deficiencies as a human being in a functioning society and play within those Fischer Price boundaries. (Gen Z and millenials I'm looking at YOU). I know your parents coddled you and did a terrible job of growing you a set of balls, but that's not our problem to fix - that's YOUR problem to fix.

If you want to play out some fantasy behind a screen - watch porn. If you want to do it in real life - feel free to message me.

Good day to you all.