1. Read my fascinating post
2. Fall in love with me
3. Marry me and now you never have to be treated as a kink dispenser or get random unsolicited dick picks again. Boom.

I'm not saying that it's 100% foolproof, but it's worth a shot, right?

(Guys please don't downvote me, it's a joke, I just want to find love)

(Also apologies if you've seen this ad before and already know the punchline, I'm having a bit of trouble finding people that are local)

There are not many things I'm great at, so I'm going to list the things I try to do.

• I try to be funny - as you've probably noticed have an amazing sense of humour
• I try to be smart - I am a university 3rd year majoring (suffering) in computer science, I have this really cool WFH internship right now and I love it (so all the torture in linear algebra was worth it)
• I try to take good pyjama mirror selfies
• I try to play the electric guitar - big emphasis on the try here
• I try to play video games - after an embarrassing number of hours in league that I shall not specify, I have peaked at Gold 😭
• I try to stay well-informed about current events. Mostly with politics, tech news, and economics as I find them very interesting. (Also I love to debate/talk about these things)
• Most importantly I try to be there for my friends - I know this may not be the right sub, but if anybody who's struggling with something and needs someone to talk to I'm here.

What I'm looking for:

I want a LTR that ends up with us eventually meeting if we click. I'd very very much prefer something local or at least within a 3-ish hour drive from my city Toronto. I don’t expect this to happen instantly, obviously, but just be prepared for that to be a possibility. I want a deep connection, but we’ll go at your pace since I sometimes tend to get overexcited and jump right into things. Physically, I don’t really have too many preferences outside of not wanting anyone under 19 or over 25. My sexual attraction is more based around your personality, our chemistry in and out of kink rather than physical appearances.

I really want to support and fulfill my partner's needs, wants, fantasies, and desires. My goal is to make my partner, feel appreciated and special. I want them to understand how much they mean to me and how much I value who they are. If I could, I would do anything to make my dream gf happy. I enjoy getting to know someone through conversation and finding out the little things that make them who they are, including the things that make them blush, happy, sad, etc. I have a lot of love to give and hope to find someone to share it with, who will also offer me the same love and affection in return.

What kinks I'm into:

I’d like to build up a relationship first, I don’t want to rush anything. But here are a few

• Body/Feet worship, facesitting, and massages
• Doing your chores for you! (Cleaning up, doing laundry, mowing the lawn) you name it.
• Chasity, orgasm control, denial, edging, post-orgasm torture
• A lot more that I would love to experiment with the right person

Some of my limits:

• Titles, not a big fan of using "Miss", "Mistress" or "mommy", especially not outside of bed
• Anything bathroom related
• Public humiliation

I hope I have convinced you that I am the man of your dreams. I'd be down to be friends and see where it goes. Take care <3