Choose your associates carefully ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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The greatest dangers to a person attempting to become a truly bad person are not his enemies, but his friends. We arm our friends with all of the tools necessary to effect our destruction. We let them know what is important to us, we let them know details of our activities, we let them know how we think and operate. We would never think of giving any of these advantages to our enemies, yet we forget how easily the friend of today can become the enemy of tomorrow.

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Remember: If you need a friend, get a dog.

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Choose your dwelling carefully~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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As bad people, we often do bad things. Many of these bad things are loud, odorous, or otherwise obvious to non-bad people. The dwelling of a truly bad person must support his lifestyle in every way possible, it must be a base of operations for him to conduct his nefarious affairs from with the maximal amounts of both convenience and safety. The dwelling must be as far away from prying eyes as possible. One elderly neighbor sitting up at night staring out at the neighborhood can be your undoing.

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When you choose a domicile, check the access routes to it and determine who can see you when you drive home at night. Be especially careful of neighbors who do not have regular work schedules. Children and elderly people are your worst enemies. Find a free standing dwelling with a garage. You must have a free standing dwelling because you cannot afford to have your neighbors listening into your evil plans through thin apartment walls or heater vents.

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Suppose you have to kidnap, torture and kill someone. How do you do that in an apartment? The garage is important because it allows you to load and unload your vehicle in relative privacy. In addition, the garage will allow you to set up a workshop. Many of to tools that the truly bad person requires to do truly bad things are illegal and very difficult to acquire. Items that fall into this category include silencers, auto-sears and explosive devices. It is good to have both a front and rear entrance, in case you need to leave unannounced. In addition, it gives you two paths to use to avoid nosy neighbors.

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Choose your transportation carefully ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Your transportation is important because it is your greatest tool in making other peoples possessions your possessions. Your transportation should be common. A 911 Carerra looks very nice and goes very fast, but is also very easy to spot. Which is easier for a witness to ID, a red 911 Carerra or a white van?

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Whatever you choose should have a large capacity for storage space and very little window glass. Plan something that has room for everything you will need. Plan for both the tools of your trade and for cargo. One bad person may need to plan for burglars tools and television sets, while another may need to plan for several rifles and two bodies. You do not want to find yourself with more corpses than you can easily dispose of.

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Remember: Storage space that can be seen through glass windows does not count as usable storage space.

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Control your ego ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Many bad people are tripped up because they begin to think of themselves as invincible. Burn down a few building, kill a few people, burglarize a few companies, you will begin to feel invincible. This is one of the rewards of being a truly bad person, but it is also one of the risks.

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No matter how good you are, there is always a risk factor. No matter how careful you are, there is always a risk factor. Do not allow yourself to become excited or emotionally involved with the task at hand, once you do you lose control of your actions and their results. And whatever you do, do not brag about your exploits.

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Remember: Even fish wouldn't get caught if they kept their mouths closed.

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Study ~~~~~

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As a truly bad person you will be involved with many things that common people do not become involved with. Most people do not need to know how to manufacture their own explosives or prepare their own poisons. Being a truly bad person is not for everyone. Study basic chemistry and then back it up be studying advance chemistry in your fields of interest.

Study martial arts and practice practice practice.

As a truly bad person you are going to be doing a truly bad things to people. Those people tend to resist, occasionally violently. Be prepared to both defend yourself and push for your goals using any means necessary. For the same reasons, study firearms and practice their use. Military manuals are a good source of information.

In addition, there are publishers who specialize in printing information of interest to the truly bad person. When purchasing these materials, purchase locally and pay cash when possible. When that is not possible, use a mail drop and a false identity.

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Be a good person ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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The last technique to master to be a truly bad person is to become a good person.

Join the local police protective association.

Join local social organizations.

Do not give money to national charities or organizations, focus on people who can be called upon to testify as to your upstanding character.

In addition, these local social organizations are excellent places to identify and research potential victims. If you know Bob is always at the Kiwanas on Tuesday night, you know when Bob's home will be unprotected.

It is important to convince those around you that you are a good person, but is it essential that you first convince yourself. When you first convince yourself, convincing anyone else is much easier.

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Remember: "I wasn't there, I have no idea what you are talking about, I am offended that you would even suggest such a thing, and I want to speak to my lawyer."

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-- Anonymous (F.U.C.K. 440 - 199X?)