After using this platform to search for a local 3rd, we have concluded that one of two things is true. The first thing that's true, is most men would rather sit at home with a dry dick, rather than risk not living up to some unrealistic standards. The second thing, is men wildly overestimate their market value in all directions.

The reality is, we're moving on as of posting this. Maybe in another place or another time, but here and now too many boys want to be a Disney princess instead of just focusing on their needs. Maybe we are just looking for maturity where there isn't any to be found. But it seems like a change of strategy is necessary.

I'm leaving this here in case anybody comes searching for us from a previous encounter... Don't.