You can thank a particularly articulate and creative catfisher for that. I'm embittered- when you read my ad and come here looking for more, I want it to excite you. I want you to read about my previous experiences and think to yourself- "I wish that was me"

Nothing too nefarious came from the exchange, but I do not fuck around with discretion. As soon as I asked for verification (after much chatting and movement towards meeting) "she" immediately ghosted. Out of an abundance of caution, I scrubbed my profile of anything personal.

So apologies- I know you want to see more. And I assure you, there is much more to see. Take a chance and message me anyway, and I promise you, you will not be disappointed.