I have to put something at the start of this message so please excuse me!

Please no sellers!

I know single men on here are your target demographic, I get it. I don't mind dating sex workers, but I do not like paying for sex. I prefer it when both parties have a great time and involving money in it kind of ruins it for me.

What am I doing on here?

Most of the time furiously wanking. This is my smut account so I don't live on here. Chances are if I am around, I am polishing wood like a carpenter. I use it for sexy conversations, meeting people, sharing stories and mostly perving. I approach people I find fun, and don't be afraid to say hi, as I would be fine doing so.

What do I look like?

I am tall, around 6ft, white, slim, nerdy with glasses, a bit of facial hair. Brunnette all over and brown eyes. Generally I stay fit, but I am not a gym monkey, so it is more of a one pack than a six pack. In terms of sexual features, I have a tight butt, and a thick long circumcised penis with a fist sized ball sack. Happy to verify relatively quickly, but not immediately given the start of this post.

What am I into?

Pretty much anything really. I am of the "try once" mentality for most things. Not into unhygenic stuff. More top leaning, I spent a lot of time as a master, so I have soft spot for slaves. That being said I know how to get along with pretty much everyone. I suffer from hyperspermia, it is a condition that is somewhat annoying for most of the time I produce way too much semen. In the sex scene it can be great as some people are into it. In normal life it is annoying as I have pretty regular wet dreams and other related problems. It comes with a pretty high sex drive, so I started young and I am pretty experienced at this point. There is not much that I haven't tried so I am more about a good dynamic and experience than anything else. I do love to see my partners having fun, and I got out of my way to make sure everyone is happy.

Do you find me hot?

Depends, are you a woman? Unfortunately, painfully straight, so not that into guys. For girls my tastes are pretty generic. 18-55 is my age bracket, as long as you are reasonably healthy I think I find most women hot in one way or another. You want to really turn me on? Use your words, I am a sucker for a nice personality.

Why are you not writing back?

I literally just finished work, it is 22:39 . Email like messages work best with me. We can say more with less messages. But I come on and off, as I have the time.

What do you do for fun?

My diverse sexual tastes translate into my more SFW life. I have too many hobbies and unfinished projects. Talk to me about what you like. Chances are I have already encountered it.

Can you accomodate?

Not really, once in a blue moon. I live with people, so i try and keep my rampant sexual shenanigans outside of other people's lives. I live in Bristol and it is pretty handy for getting to most of the South West.

I figure that should cover most things. Thanks for reading my novel!