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My Pet Peeves
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Here are a few things that make me stop responding or far less likely to respond to you. This will likely be an updating list as things happen and I'm reminded of them.
- Mother of God, don't write for my character/going from 0 to 100. Do you know what's the best way to get me to ghost? Here's an example. It's the 2nd reply in a cosplay scene. I've literally just run into this stranger on the convention floor who's allegedly a photographer and in broad daylight after, "should I pose like this?"
- "You probably just picked that costume because you thought she looks cute." I say condensendingly, placing my big hands on your body and force you into different poses. I take this opportunity to subtly caress your ass and tits over your costume until I have you doing a standing split in the hall. I have am supporting your petite body, keeping you from falling with one hand on your chest, the other on your ass holding firmly and your pussy pressing against my bulge.
- Respond to a prompt with contradictory kinks and no explanation for how that would work. For example, you seem very interested in both incest and BBC, but only list white characters for me to play, and there's no mention of cuck, hotwife, or cheating. So...how is that supposed to work?
- I would like to play the island vacation setting, and incorporate big cocks, incest, interracial and bbc play especially. We definitely have the same taste in celebrities! My three I’m proposing though are Taylor (Swift), Anna (Kendrick), and Hilary (Duff).
- If your reply looks like it's cookie cutter and you didn't read mine, I may look at your profile. Did you *literally* just copy and paste your own DPP prompt and try to sell it to me?
- I don't ask for much in a reply. What scene idea, a few celebs, and your kinks and limits. I don't ask for a full celeb list. I don't ask for a color-coded kinklist. 2 paragraphs of rambling about how you think a scene might go means *nothing* if I don't know what roles we're supposed to be playing or what kinks you'd like to include/exclude.
- A subset of this is also a worthless list. I don't know what "the usual is". Your usual isn't my usual. My usual isn't Paul's usual, and his isn't Kiara's.
- "Kinks are the usual. Oral, anal, etc. Limits are the same as yours but also incest."
- A subset of this is also a worthless list. I don't know what "the usual is". Your usual isn't my usual. My usual isn't Paul's usual, and his isn't Kiara's.
- Don't send me anything in chat. And if you did, realize you screwed up, and then send me a message, I'm still going to look past you or come back to you as a last resort. It's clear you didn't read my prompt in the first place. Why should I believe you read anything else that was important to me?
- Oh, and another favorite. I don't care about you. At all. I don't want to know your name. Your age (as long as you're over 18), your race, your marital status, your gender, or the size of your genitals. I don't want a picture of you or anyone you know. I don't care if you're a colony of ants tapping the keys at the behest of your queen as long as your replies are interesting.
- Pay attention to what's actually happening/understand women's clothes and anatomy. "My nipples are so hard they're poking through my shirt and bra," is used as a brief description before then saying in the next paragraph, ""Do you...do you want to get in the shower with me?" I ask before peeling that shirt off and tossing it in a wet heap on the floor." This was quickly followed up with some inane bullshit that also didn't make sense, but was couple with "Parading you through the house topless." Only I'm not topless. I'm in a bra. If I wanted to be totally undressed, then I would have made that a point in my last message.
- When the other person introduces something like watching porn, then turns it around and expects me to narrate what’s happening on the screen without any communication beforehand.
- Some of y’all need to spend some time studying up on female anatomy.
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