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Well hello! We are Bratty Lynn 44 bi & Daddy Snow 48 str8. Married from central Arkansas, and open to like minded friends and the occasional play partners.Thank you for your interest. Before we have you join us in some potentially debaucherous behavior, here's a little test to see if you'll take the time to fill out this application. (You would be surprised how many can't follow directions or are not willing to put in just a little effort.)

Directions: Please read though the questions carefully before answering them. Answer all questions honestly and to the best of your knowledge. Place an “X” in the correct answer space or write in the answer if applicable. If more than one answer applies, Check All that Apply

General Information Section: Last Name: _____________ First Name: _____________ Nick Name: _____________ Gender: Male___ Female___ Age: ___ Height: Feet___ Inches___ Weight: ___ Phone: --____

Facial hair? No___ Yes___ Type? Scruffy___ Mustache___ Goatee___ Full Beard___ Other___

Highest Educational Level: 8th Grade or Less___ High School or less___ High School Grad___ Some College___ College Degree___ Masters Degree___ Post Grad___ Professional___

Occupation: ____________

Relationship Status: Married___ Single___ Divorced___ Separated___ Other___ In a Relationship___

If part of a couple, what is your dynamic? ___________________________________________________.

Sexual Orientation: Straight___ Bi-Sexual___ Bi-Curious___ Gay___ Lesbian___ Tri-Sexual (Try Anything)___

Have you been arrested or convicted of any sex crimes? No___ Yes___ (If yes, stop here turn in application)

Endowment (inches): Extra Small___ Small___ Medium___ Large___ Should be registered as a weapon___

Are you into Sadomaochism(BDSM)? No___ Yes___ Which One? Sadism___ Masochism___ Both___

Do you have any history of serious mental illness? No___ Yes___(If yes stop here turn in application)

Did you ever have a sex change operation? No___ Yes___

Have you ever been abducted by an alien and anally probed? No___ Yes___

Do you like having sex with minor kids? No___ Yes___ (If yes stop here turn in application)

Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases? No___ Yes___ (If yes stop here turn in application)

What age did you start having sex with someone other than yourself? _____________________

When was the last time you had sex? TodayYesterday Last Week___ Last Month___ More than a month ago___ More than a year ago___

Do you use birth control? No___ Yes___ What Type ___________

Do you use condoms? Yes___ No___

Ever have any STD’s? No___ Yes___ Which Diseases? ______________________

How many sexual partners have you had? 0 to 5___ 6 to 10___ 10 to 15___ 15 to 20___ 25 to 35___ 36 or more___ More than you can remember____

Are you a premature ejaculator? Yes___ No___

What's your style? Shaved___ Bush___ Weave___ Mohawk___ Landing strip___

Any Tattoos? Yes___ Where_____ No___ Want any? Yes___ No___

Any Piercings? Yes___ Where___ No___ Want any? Yes____ Where___________

Do you like to spank? Yes___ No___

Do you like to be spanked? Yes___ No___

How often do you masturbate? Daily___ Weekly___ Hourly___

Do you like to use toys? Yes___ No___

Do you like to shower before sex? Yes___ No___

Do you like to be tied up? Yes___ No___

Blindfolded? Yes___ No___

Do you like the lights on or off? On___ Off___

Do you like to involve food in your sessions? Yes___ No___

Do you have any sexual photos or video of yourself? No___ Yes___ Want to make some___

Which do you prefer? MF__ FF__ MFM__ MMF__ FMF__ FFM__ MFFM__ FMMF__ Free for all__

Are you open to more then one person at a time, ie threesomes/moresomes, and/or being watched? Yes___ No___ (If no stop here and turn in application)

Leading up to, and while having sex, what do you do? Take initiative__ Follow the other persons lead__ Just lie there__

How do you like your sexual interaction? Foreplay___ Oral___ Intercourse___ Anal___ All of the Above___ All the above minus Anal___

Do you like Giving Oral Sex? No___ Yes___

Receiving Oral Sex? Yes___ No___

Do you Spit or Swallow? Spit___ Swallow___ Depends___

Are you open to Anal? Yes___ No___ Special Occassions___

Do you enjoy anal play? Yes___ No___

Were do you like to cum? Internally___ Orally___ Anywhere and everywhere___

Do you prefer your partner to be: Short___ Tall___ Skinny___ Thick___ Tight___ Wet___ I love them all___

Availability, Frequency, Duration, and Tendencies Section:

How often do you want to have sex? Daily___ Weekly___ Monthly___ As much as possible___

How long do you typically last in a session? 1min___ 15min___ 30min___ 1hr___ all night___

Do you prefer: Evenings___ Mornings___ Nooners (Lunch time)___

When are you most available?Weeknights___ Weekends___ Days___ Evenings___ I can work with your schedule___

Where do you like to have sex? Public___ Private___ Outdoors___ Indoors___ In the Shower___ In a Car___ Anywhere___

Do you talk during sex? Yes___ No___ It's not polite to talk when your mouth is full___

Do you like to talk dirty? Yes___ No___ Sometimes___ Always___

Skills and Talent Inventory Assessment Section:

Do you like to role play? Yes___ No___

Will you let her make you squeal like a pig? Yes___ No___

What are your favorite body parts in order? (1 being best to 5 being least) Butt___ Breast___ Chest___ Thighs___ Mouth___ Penis___ Vagina___ Eyes___ Other___

Have you ever had sex with an animal? Yes___ No___

Do you like to kiss? Yes___ No___

Did it ever go in the wrong hole? No___ Yes___ Explain __________________________

Is there a wrong hole? Yes___ No___

Any weird sexual fetishes? ATM___ Fisting___ Golden Showers___ Other 1_____________ Other 2 _____________ Other 3_____________

Do you like sex with clowns? No____ Yes___ Never tried but would like to____

Do you like sex with midgets? No___ Yes___ Never tried but would like to___

Do you like sex with amputees? No___ Yes___ Never tried but would like to___

Do you like sex with handicapped? No___ Yes___ Never tried but would like to___

Are you handicapped? No___ Yes___ Explain__________________________________

Do you like sexy lingerie? Yes___ No___

What is your preferred pace? Slow___ Fast___ Very fast___ Rigorous___ Rough___

Fantasy, Imagination, and Innovation Section. Instructions for this Section, Fill in the Blank:

List your Four Favorite Positions:

  1. ________________________________________
  2. ________________________________________ 3.________________________________________ 4.________________________________________

Any special talents or skills: None___ Yes___ If so, list:______________________________________

What could you do for us that no one else could? ___________________________________________________.

Most interesting place you've had sex: ____________________________________________________.

Where would you like to have sex that you have not? _____________________________________________________.

What would you do if the three of us were stuck together in an elevator for a several hours to calm her down? _____________________________________________________.

When you are having sex what do you enjoy the most? _____________________________________________________.

What’s your specialty? _____________________________________________________.

What’s your biggest (or most forbidden) fantasy? (Be as graphic as possible here) ______________________________________________________.

Do you consider yourself to be sexually adventurous? Yes___ No___

Are you a big freak or nymphomaniac? No___ Yes___ Explain _________________________.

Would you like to try more things sexually? NoYes

Are you willing to be led outside of your comfort zone? Yes___ No___

List any limits or hard no(s) you have: ____________________________________________________.

Anything else you would like to add that you want us to know? (Here is a chance for you to ask questions, express specific interests, or provide additional feedback not covered in this application.) ______________________________________________________.

Are you willing to sign a waiver that will free your partner(s) (Bratty Lynn & Daddy Snow) from all liabilities for any damages or injuries including but not limited to shame or minor injury as a result of our sexual liaisons? Yes___ No___

By signing below, I: 1) Acknowledge that I have answered all questions truthfully. 2) I understand that limits within my comfort zone may be tested, and it is up to me to properly communicate any hard boundaries to ensure enjoyment by all. 3) I waive any and all liability and/or blame towards Bratty Lynn and Daddy Snow for any damages or injuries including but not limited to shame I may feel or minor injury I may incur as a result of our sexual liaisons. 4) I understand that any interactions with Bratty Lynn and Daddy Snow (both in and out of playtime) is kept confidential and information I have provided here with not be shared to anyone. 5) I understand that Bratty Lynn and Daddy Snow do not play separately, and I will not attempt to persuade either to do so. 6) I understand Daddy Snow may or may not be a participant (his discretion), but will always be present and at a minimum voyeuristic during these encounters. 7) I will not attempt to humiliate, belittle, or degrade either Bratty Lynn or Daddy Snow. 8) I acknowledge and understand that this application does not guarantee any interaction with Bratty Lynn and/or Daddy Snow. 9) I understand that should my application be accepted, consent can be withdrawn at any time by any participant. 10) I understand that this application does not encompass all possible questions, concerns, or scenarios that may arise, and that I am encouraged to ask questions, address concerns, or suggest scenarios that may come to mind.

Sign and Date Here: Name _______________ Date ___________

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