We have received so many messages that it has been ultra time-consuming to sift through them and respond. We are a husband and wife duo and we jointly review our account. I (the wife) respond to messages, but my husband reads them, too. So please be respectful.

Guys - while the compliments and attention are flattering, please don’t send a dick pic unless asked. It’s just not a good way to attract a woman’s attention. So if you just send an unsolicited dick pic, you’re going to be ignored.

Also, real sex is nothing like the porn videos. Treating a woman like they do in those videos will get you nowhere with most women, especially me. I like dirty talk to an extent, but I’m not into people asking if they can use me as if I’m their personal fleshlight.

At any given moment, there are usually at least 4-5 guys messaging me. You want to get noticed? Stand out. Know how to talk to a woman. I have an insatiable sexual desire, but my mind is my main sexual organ. Start with words.

My husband and I have a very strong relationship which comes first. Our personal sex life is nothing short of amazing. We choose threesomes solely as a means to come closer together and provide each other with pleasure. We do not play separately. As a third, you should know that he and I are making love with each other. You’re there to be a one-time fuck toy.

I love foreplay, so I expect any experience will have a considerable amount of time devoted to that. I want to be the center of attention and the object of my partners’ desires. Caress me. Kiss my body. Compliment me. Talk dirty. Explore my body with your hands and mouth.

Yes, oral sex is okay. In fact, I expect it. You want to lick my nipples? Do it. You want to devour my pussy and ass? You’ve got my permission. And, yes, I’ll suck a third’s cock or eat a third’s pussy. You may fuck me while I suck off my husband, or I’ll suck you off while my husband fucks me. If you’re into it and the vibe is right, I’m open to Double Penetration (1 in ass, 1 in pussy) and Double Vaginal Penetration.

Here are our rules (which we absolutely will not break, so don’t ask): 1) Our relationship is top priority. We are not in an open relationship, so there will be no full-swap or extracurricular play. 2) Our encounter with a third will be a one-time-only thing. Once it’s done, we will block you and never speak with you again. 3) We are not into, nor will we tolerate physical or verbal abuse. We do not do BDSM or the like. Light hair pulling and ass slapping is okay, but no more than that. 4) We will always meet at a hotel. We will pay for the room. 5) There will be no sexual contact between male partners, apart from the contact that inevitably occurs during DP and DVP sex. 6) Anal sex is reserved for the husband.
7) The wife may be kissed anywhere except her mouth. 8) Any vaginal sex will require the usage of a condom which we will provide. If you want to cum anywhere other than the vagina, you may remove your condom if you desire. 9) I expect to see a clothed picture, and you may send that at any time. Before any encounter, we will exchange face pictures, as well. 10) My husband and I are career professionals and have kids, so discretion is important. This also means that it may take some time before any compatible matches can be set up with a time to meet. Please be patient. 11) We absolutely will NOT allow a married/committed man, even if he says he has permission. So please, if you’re married or in a relationship, don’t ask to join us. It’s just a preference that I have. Others may be okay with it, but I feel uncomfortable being a part of that. Thank you for understanding.

If you’ve read this far, do you have what it takes to be my third? Start off with intelligent conversation. Speak to my mind. Stand out from the hundreds of people who are also vying for this experience.

Don’t waste my time with photo requests, either. There are plenty of photos in my profile. You would not believe how many people try to treat this as a free OnlyFans.