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Iโ€™m drunk! AMA ๐Ÿ’‹
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Oooo this could be a novel. But to keep it shortโ€ฆ wait so I have several favourites. 1) travel with my high school friends (we typically do one big girls trip every two years, so far Las Vegas, Miami, London, Croatia, Ibiza and planning for Greece next year!), 2) shop something outrageous like pink fur coat, turquoise cowboy boots, pants with crystals etc., 3) go to a spa or have a tan! But I also like simple things like a really good coffee in the morning ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

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Iโ€™ll do it more often then โœ…

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Yes! But I donโ€™t have the time, sorry ๐Ÿ–ค

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Thank youโฃ๏ธ I appreciate you. Your comments are always so lovely and sweet. Hope youโ€™re good! ๐Ÿค

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Yes. Fit as in care about their body and exercise, but I could never be with someone who monitor their meals 24/7 and never indulge.

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Hmmmmmm hard one. Biased but Pinot Noir because it makes me warm inside without headache lol. Not a fan of white but I looooove a good Crรจmant! ๐Ÿฅ‚

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Too much wine is losing your judgement.

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Good question! I honestly like to be here. But otherwise somewhere warm, like Thailand โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด

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Yeah itโ€™s been snowing all day! But itโ€™s warm inside so I always open the fridge or pinch my nipples to make them photogenic ๐Ÿ˜‰

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1) Margarita and water 2) Multiple men taking turns with me on a pool table

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I havenโ€™t! Itโ€™s actually on the top of my bucket list ๐Ÿ™Š

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Love collars! And yes I need to get those clamps for sure ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Kind eyes, cheeky smile, good (muscly) arms and nice hands ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Can imagine ๐Ÿฐ

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Thatโ€™s sweet, thank you ๐Ÿ’•

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Yes butt plugs but sadly not nipple clamps. They are on my to do-list!

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Of course ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Iโ€™m happily married and have been with my husband for 21 years. But weโ€™re recently ENM and meet other people for fun.

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Iโ€™m lucky to only have had big ones! The girth has been the difference. Iโ€™ve been with one black guy and he was surprisingly not the biggest. Top 3 are Swedish and Norwegian ๐Ÿ†

Oh forgot the second question! Anywhere except hair ๐Ÿ˜…

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Haha you can still ask anything but the answer might be less fun ๐Ÿ˜

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Hair, skin, legs and ass ๐Ÿ‘

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Take a bubble bath and do yoga ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ

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Iโ€™ve got plenty! Womanizer is my go to favourite, air suction vibrator. I recently also got a toy that has like a โ€œtongueโ€ and different vibrations thatโ€™s supposed to simulate oral, itโ€™s surprisingly good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

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Check ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

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Absolutely anything! I love food and I love the act when someone is cooking for me ๐Ÿ˜ But if I really get to chooseโ€ฆ I once had the most amazing home made beef tartar as entree, entrecรดte with potato purรฉe as main course and home made coconut ice cream for dessertโ€ฆ winner winner chicken dinner ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Oral! And doggy, for sure ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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No, I have a headache now ๐Ÿ˜…

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Margarita! ๐Ÿธ

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Cรดte du Rhรดne

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Embarrassing to admitโ€ฆ but I love smut! It has to be nicely written though. I love Chistina Lauren. 50 shades is the worst crap Iโ€™ve ever read in my life, only good thing it did was to normalise for women to read what the hell they want.

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Thanks LB! Hope you have the most amazing day ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™

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Rarely! Reminds me I should do it more often ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Wool pants and wool sweater (hello from Scandinavia ๐Ÿฅถ)! For going out, I stopped wearing flat shoes back in 2010. So heels, preferably stilettos, and miniskirt or jumpsuit. I dream about going out in a fishnet jumpsuit with nothing under but Iโ€™m not sure Norway where I live is ready for that lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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Omg I love this question!!!!!! To be honest, I really hope so. I hope that for every little girl (I have two daughters myself), that they can find the warrior inside and fight for themselves and for who they want to be and for everyone who needs a hero ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Speaking for myself I always identified more with Lady Gaga than Lisbeth - still badass but a bit more depressed and addicted to substances ๐Ÿ˜…

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I ate it all yesterday ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ But that was a Cloetta kexchoklad, it never lasts long ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Iโ€™m pretty vanilla honestly. But probably CNC.

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Yes I know, Belgian chocolate is first class yum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค

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Aww thank you so much ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

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On myself, lace lingerie, bodysuits and playsuits. Anything leather. Sequins. On men, a good suit. And - I know itโ€™s cliche - but I love a man in a work uniform. Especially fire fighters, pilots and chefs ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Thank you! On myself or on others?

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โ€œMy war against Putinโ€. Love a good memoir too!

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Depends. You obviously donโ€™t lose money if you donโ€™t use it, or intelligence. Otherwiseโ€ฆ probably yes. Damn Iโ€™m too drunk to be this philosophical lol ๐Ÿ’‹

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Good! You too ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Thank youโฃ๏ธ

Thank you! ๐Ÿ–ค

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It depends more on the actual sex than the place itself. But assuming the sex is equally good, the best place is probably somewhere daring. A few of my favourites in the daring category are golf cart, hiking path, various restaurant restrooms, gazebo during a party and elevator ๐Ÿ™Š

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Merci ๐Ÿ’‹

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Yes lol ๐Ÿ˜…

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It often does ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Be my guest ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Thank youโฃ๏ธ

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Iโ€™m married. Going to London in a few weeks!

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Not a huge fan tbh. I love the thought, but the actual tribute is a bit overwhelming ๐Ÿ˜…

Thanks for the questions yโ€™all, I had so much fun ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Iโ€™m sober now but you can still fire away๐Ÿ˜‰ Hope you guys have a great weekend, youโ€™re my favourite bunch on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ–ค

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I only tried it twice, ended up puking for an hour ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ But itโ€™s very popular over here and I donโ€™t mind other people doing it although it looks a little weird on people who uses snus 24/7 ๐Ÿ˜…

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I never fuck anyone at first sight.

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Iโ€™m always roasted because of my bad music taste ๐Ÿ™ˆ I think itโ€™s great though lol. I love organica, house and 90s dance music. And I listen to jazz for hours at work every day.

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๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‚

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IRL (bar or friends of friends) or a dating app.

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Thanks ๐Ÿ’•

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Thank you ๐Ÿ’‹

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Yes, but not younger than 25-ish (Iโ€™m 38)

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Itโ€™s set on 29 to 42 on my dating app, but everyone Iโ€™ve hooked up with has been 3-6 years younger. Which makes sense since I identify as 33 haha

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I know! But salty crisps have to do for now

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Oui ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Thank you ๐Ÿ˜˜

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