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I DO NOT sell any content!!!! Nor do I endorse or promote ANY sites!!! I am actually here to meet people in person for friendships and to find regular playmates.
Hello sexy people out there. I get a ton of messages from nude chasers and BS'ers, so I wanted to put some information out there upfront, so that I prevent you from wasting your time, as well as me from wasting mine - from replying the same thing over and over. I know this pinned post is a long one, but if you read it all, I assure you that it'll save YOU and ME alot of time. And it allows me to immediately know if you read it when you reply to me.
First things first: Putting out there what you probably want to know - good and bad. I am a mid/late 20's, highly experienced bisexual, Hotwife/Vixen, Swinger. I do not have any children (and NOT wanting any), Yes I have a husband (he is 100% straight) and YES we play together AS WELL AS separately. We love to meet couples, and singles. Yes I am open to joining other couples to play out their FMF fantasy (as long as we have all played together before several times and are comfortable with each other). Single guys: my time is very important, and must be considered a priority. If you are going to ditch a play date with me, or choose to go watch a football game with your friends, don't even message me. Also I don't accept last minute emergency excuses - if you ghost/flake, I'll block and ban you immediately no matter what the excuse it.
About me: My measurements currently (November 2023), are as follows: I am 5'02", 138 lbs, I am 100% all natural, with 36DD breasts. I am a size 8 in jeans, but due to large breasts I have to get Large tops/dresses. My hair is caramel and blonde, and is Very long ( usually to my ass ). I am EXTREMLY hygienically conscious, and ALWAYS meticulously maintained. I, like most people have some anxiety (especially) when meeting someone new. So it's safe to assume that I am 420 friendly. I love meeting new people but when we meet, don't be over thinking or critical. I can be slightly quiet initially, or overly chatty, especially if I am nervous. Luckily my husband is more outgoing and personable of us both, which helps break the ice.
Some things I love are: reading, anime & manga (Hentai...MMMM), Online gaming, cosplay, traveling, ALL things witchy, and being spoiled/massaged/petted/hair brushed/braided, guys that are personable and girls that aren't judgey.
What I want in SINGLE men: (I am a alot more picky with single men than I am with couples), so I want to be physically attracted to my playmate - looks are NOT everything with me, but it's a big plus if you are the kind of eye candy I like. Personality plays just as much of a roll (if not an even bigger roll) as physical appearance does with me (I can NOT stress this enough!!!). So it is imperative that you are personable, flirty, kind, and respectful. Please, I am NOT looking for anyone shorter than 5'6" tall. We both agreed that you must be under 45 years of age, but the closer to the 20's you are the more we'll probably be able to talk about. I prefer a playmate that is semi local (like within 50-60 miles of me, because I want someone I can meet semi-regularly). YOU MUST ALWAYS BE CLEAN and SHOWERED - NOT Negotiable - so don't show up with some quick axe overspray!!! Please be neatly trimmed below the belt - I hate a big fuzzy nose tickling man bush. YOU MUST BE 100% FREE OF ALL Sexually Transmitted Diseases!!! I do not care if you are married/single/cheating - just don't bring drama to my place - so be upfront and honest. I AM NOT A SIZE QUEEN, however my husbands rule for me playing with single men is no one with less than 7". Also men who are vasectomy safe, you get extra special bonus benefits! ***WINK WINK
What we want in single women (YEA RIGHT): Be real, be clean, be honest, don't be sketchy or trying to steal my man. Oh yea, and he has a thing for thick brunettes.
What we want in COUPLES: We don't want to put an age, weight, or size limit on people..... as long as you are still attractive to us, we are happy. We are realists and prefer real, down to earth, normal people. We are a full swap couple and prefer to only play with those that are as well. Although I am bisexual, if the other couples female is straight, I have no issues with playing straight, I just need to know upfront. We DO NOT want couples with bisexual men. My husband is very straight, and although he doesn't mind getting in close proximity with other men to double team or double up on a lady for her pleasure, he is not into playing with men, or having men play with him - at all, not even playful curiosity.
What are our kinks/likes/dislikes: I (the female half) am open to A LOTTTT sexually - more than most girls, but of course within reason. We are not into any filthy or nasty stuff like getting pissed or shit on. We are not into animals (Although I DO LIKE MONSTERS THO - wicked grin). We are NOT into underage play. We are NOT into getting hit, cut, blood, or spit on. I (female half) do enjoy giving the best deep throat BJ's. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to make a guy cum - especially with my mouth and tits. I’ll catch it ALL, I will swallow - heck I’ll even gargle if you treat me like a princess. I LOVE to be man handled, picked up and put where you want me. I love being pinned down and fucked hard, fast, and deep. I like my hair pulled, my neck nibbled on, suck/nibble on my titties, I'll drip with partners that give me lots of teasing foreplay ( I love it ), I love having my pussy and especially my ass ate, I love spankings!!!!! , being choked (correctly), I also love guys to be direct and tell me what they want. I like being tied up and taken advantage of!!!! I love to receive facials, I love when the guy wants to cum on my titties, or have me spread my ass to blow thick loads on my little asshole!!! I LOVE CREAMPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!, So of course I love Gangbangs, AND even MULTIPLE BACK TO BACK CREAMPIES!!!!!!!! I am open to anal ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS, but only after we have played together several times. I LOVE roleplay and dress up. Ultimately, As long as you are respectful and can pick up on the hints and cues I give off,.... and listen if I say "stop", "no", or "quit" then I am open to trying most anything.
So now the hard part: We are going to want to see a pic of you (just like you will of us). Just a simple G-rated, NON NUDE picture of you that you'd post on your facebook that shows your face and general body shape so I can see if there is a mutual attraction. If we like what we see, we are probably going to ask you to verify that you really are who you're portraying yourself to be. Generally, we'll ask for a specific type of photo (a certain pose, expression, something that is g-rated and non nude), maybe holding a simple household object (like a cup upside down, 3 keys together, your reddit name on a piece of paper with todays date - basically something you have to do to make the photo so we know it was taken that day and not something you could steal off the internet). Dodging our photo request sets off catfish//sext'ers/fake/pic collector/time waster alarms …and you won't hear from us again. Please don't take it personally, it's only in the interest of respect and safety. We love making friends but we aren't interested in being deceived.
Look, we are reasonable and realistic people. We practice discretion. We aren't sharing your pictures, nor do we care less about who you are, what church you go to, who you are in the community, or whatever super secret, spy mission, ultra cool level 14 government job you have. Worst case scenario, if we know you in real life, we'll simply block you immediately and never tell a soul about it. After all we are looking for the same thing. We just ask for the same respect in return.
All in all, we are looking for real playmates to have for friends and be able to FUCK. If we are lucky enough to find some people that we can do this with, then we'd like for it to be something semi regularly, (like as little as once a month, or up to 4-5 time a month), so lets meet you out for drinks and get this started.
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