I've noticed something....Lake County, Ashtabula Co, Trumbull and some of Geauga Co are just absolute dead zones for sex. No hookups, no hookers, no saucy neighbors, it's just blergh. I don't know what it is. It's like not only the attitude towards sex, but just sex in general. So many people who don't take care of their bodies (me being one of them) act like they're going to live forever and trying new things is the worst thing ever. Fuck it. Have sex with a stranger. Do a hookup. Get your cheeks clapped or clap those cheeks. You're not immortal, and you will be forgotten completely in 2-3 generations. Calm down, we're in Nowhere, Ohio, you're not important and neither am I, for that matter. So please, everyone, including myself, needs to check their attitude and just enjoy being alive, ok?